breaking into phils account

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imbetterthanu: Excuse me, what? 

...oRiKiLlYoU: Your the only dunphy left on here aka the only person who is able to save our lives 

imbetterthanu: Okay. Also, who are you? 

...oRiKiLlYoU: Gloria Maria Ramirez Delgado Pritchett, age N/A, height 5'7" (without high heels )

imbetterthanu: What happened to our usernames. 

...oRiKiLlYoU: I think PHil thought he was having "fun"

imbetterthanu: Makes sense. 

...oRiKiLlYoU: What's Phil's username and password?

imbetterthanu: I don't know this one off the top of my head...

money_delgado: Hold on. Phil left a note on the table at my house that weirdly sounded like a username and password. I can go check if it's still there? 

...oRiKiLlYoU: sure be my guest 

money_delgado: found it

money_delgado: His username is: foodierealtor1

money_delgado: His password is: foodierealtor1

thegayest1here, mitchypritchy: ...

imbetterthanu: Did you send the same thing twice or is that really his password. 

money_delgado: it's really his password 

money_delgado: Ok he's asking for his account to get hacked.

...oRiKiLlYoU: ok guys im signing in rn: 

everyone: yay

...oRiKiLlYoU: Its loading

...oRiKiLlYoU:  still loading.

...oRiKiLlYoU: any second now. 

imbetterthanu: Wow. You have slow WiFi. 

...oRiKiLlYoU: Colombian data isn't the best. I'm sitting in a park right now. 

...oRiKiLlYoU: I think I'm in! 

therealheadscratcherentered the chat. 

therealheadscratcher™: it's gloria

therealheadscratcher™: everyone unsatisfied with your username, please write the one you wnat

imbetterthanu: closetclaire

thegayest1here: supercam

thenotfunone: Alex_Dunphy

the_blank_ones_new_username: just do ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ

therealheadscratcher™: No, that's a really weird one Haley.

the_blank_ones_new_username: please gloria.

okokokokokokokokokokokok: i'm okay with notjay

therealheadscratcher™: so everybody wants theirs back to the old on pretty much?

therealheadscratcherchanged ...oRiKiLlYoU's username to gloriacake

therealheadscratcherchanged okokokokokokokokokokokok's username to notjay

therealheadscratcher changed the_blank_ones_new_username's username to ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ

therealheadscratcherchanged thenotfunone's username to Alex_Dunphy

therealheadscratcherchanged thegayest1here's username to supercam

therealheadscratcherchanged imbetterthanu's username to closetclaire

therealheadscratcher™: I think everyone got what they wanted...

supercam: Thanks Gloria

therealheadscratcher™: de nada :)

therealheadscratcherleft the chat

gloriacake: I think we're good until phil comes into the chat and see what I've done.

closetclaire: I think he'll understand that you wanted to change our usernames back. He shouldn't be too upset.

gloriacake: Okay, good.

gloriacake: Cam and Mitch, what time does Lily's school get done?

supercam: 3:30 I think

gloriacake: okay

supercam: why'd you ask?

gloriacake: I want the whole family to come over tonight

notjay: Gloria. C.o.l.o.m.b.i.a.

gloriacake: how the heck do I keep forgetting I'm on another continent!?

gloriacake: I'm going to go pack for my trip back home tomorrow.

gloriacake left the chat 

closetclaire: Hey, I'm not home right now. Can someone please direct message my children to tell them that their dad doesn't need to be stalled anymore?

money_delgado: Sure.

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