family shenanigans
Jay-Z: I don't mean to intrude on your personal lives, but don't you all have stuff you need to do in your own lives? This family is together way too often.
Jay-Z: I'm thinking about movigwigno to Wisconsin so I don't have to deal with you.
Alex_Dunphy: Wisconsin? Ugh, Grandpa, do better next time.
Jay-Z: What?
ALex_Dunphy: I would have thought you would have chosen at least New york, or somewhere out east.
Jay-Z: That's besides the point. Phil, I thought you had an open house. Lily needs to be in school, and other people, just do your own thing!
cerealkiller: rn is lunch and we can have our phones at lunch if we want.
Jay-Z: Oh.
cerealkiller: but now i g2g 2 class.
cerealkiller: bye
cerealkiller left the chat to go to class
therealheadscratcher™: Im just gonna blatantly say it
Jay-Z: What now Phil?
therealheadscratcher™: Your guyses usernames are weiiiiiird
Jay-Z: phil, go to your open house
therealheadscratcher™: Ur wrong, i dont have 1 2day.
Skywalker: My favorite name of any of the usernames is cerealkiller. it fits lily good
therealheadscratcher™: i agree. the ones i dont like are Jay-Z, closetclaire and Alex_Dunphy
Alex_Dunphy: Please don't mind my asking but what's wrong with mine?
therealheadscratcher™: its too basic
Alex_Dunphy: it is not
therealheadscratcher™: this is meant to be fun, u dont need to put ur full name
Alex_Dunphy: I don't even know who half of the people on this chat are because of the fact that their usernames don't make sense.
therealheadscratcher™: im changing some of them oike.
therealheadscratcher™ changed closetclaire's username to imbetterthanu
therealheadscratcher™ changed Alex_Dunphy's username thenotfunone
therealheadscratcher™ changed Jay-Z's username to notjay
thenotfunone: Dad, how is this any better
therealheadscratcher™: its not
thenotfunone: COME ON!!!!
supercam: Cin y'all change my hubby's username as well? I don't feel liiiike it fits him.
mitchypritchy: that's what people called me in highschool
supercam: what people
mitchypritchy: highschoolers
supercam: what high schoolers
mitchypritchy: the ones i went to highschool with
supercam: ...
gloriapcake: ok, idk what this is
gloriapcake: im coming home tomorow
notjay: good its getting boring with just the dog
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modern family group chat
Fanfictionit's a group chat between modern family characters that takes place probably around season 8 or season 9 time, idk.
