Private chat between money_delgado, ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ, Alex_Dunphy and Skywalker
money_delgado: Hi everyone
Alex_Dunphy: I see you changed our usernames?
money_delgado: Yeah, you don't have to stall phil anymore.
Alex_Dunphy: Good. He was starting to get annoying.
money_delgado: Hold on one second though. Before you let him access his comp again, I think we should change my moms username to "supdummies"
ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ: slay
Alex_Dunphy: Okay. We got Haley's approval. That means we HAVE to do it.
Skywalker: ok:
money_delgado: you guys go on the group chat so it doesn't seem sus
Alex_Dunphy: Okay.
money_delgado: I'll sign into Phil's account.
Familyshenanigans
therealheadscratcher™ entered the chat
therealheadscratcher™ changed gloriacake's username to supdummies
therealheadscratcher™ left the chat
supdummies: WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
supdummies: also jay
supdummies: Just to express my concern about our 5 year old, WHERE IS HE????
notjay: I can't remember if it was him or a raccoon but I saw something come through the back door this morning.
supdummies: k
therealheadscratcher™: It's Phil
therealheadscratcher™: My kids finally gave me all of my devices back
therealheadscratcher™: I think they were part of some sort of scheme.
supdummies: No, of course they weren't .
therealheadscratcher™: Clearly they were.
supdummies: okay, so it's like 10 oclock here and I need to go to bed so I can get on the plane tomorrow, so good night
supdummies left the chat
mitchypritchy: phil, i'm going to make a deal with you
therealheadscratcher™: What
mitchypritchy: I'll give you 20 dollars to never change anyone's username ever again.
therealheadscratcher™changed mitchypritchy's username to $20
$20: DAMMIT
notjay: Just to be clear, everyone is coming over tomorrow at 5 for Gloria's welcome home thingy, right?
everyone: sure
notjay: I think we should all go to bed right now
everyone: okay
everyone except for therealheadscratcher™ left the chat
therealheadscratcher™: Are none of you guys going to explain why our usernames are back again?
therealheadscratcher™: Y'all bamboozled me
therealheadscratcher™: OK FINE
therealheadscratcher™ ended the chat
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modern family group chat
Fanfictionit's a group chat between modern family characters that takes place probably around season 8 or season 9 time, idk.