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Private chat between money_delgadoᵔ ᴥ ᵔ, Alex_Dunphy and Skywalker

money_delgado: Hi everyone 

Alex_Dunphy: I see you changed our usernames? 

money_delgado: Yeah, you don't have to stall phil anymore.

Alex_Dunphy: Good. He was starting to get annoying.

money_delgado:  Hold on one second though. Before you let him access his comp again, I think we should change my moms username to "supdummies"

ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ: slay

Alex_Dunphy: Okay. We got Haley's approval. That means we HAVE to do it. 

Skywalker: ok: 

money_delgado: you guys go on the group chat so it doesn't  seem sus 

Alex_Dunphy: Okay.

money_delgado: I'll sign into Phil's account. 


Familyshenanigans

therealheadscratcherentered the chat 

therealheadscratcher changed gloriacake's username to supdummies

therealheadscratcherleft the chat 

supdummies: WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

supdummies: also jay

supdummies: Just to express my concern about our 5 year old, WHERE IS HE????

notjay: I can't remember if it was him or a raccoon but I saw something come through the back door this morning. 

supdummies: k 

therealheadscratcher™: It's Phil

therealheadscratcher™: My kids finally gave me all of my devices back 

therealheadscratcher™: I think they were part of some sort of scheme. 

supdummies: No, of course they weren't . 

therealheadscratcher™: Clearly they were. 

supdummies: okay, so it's like 10 oclock here and I need to go to bed so I can get on the plane tomorrow, so good night

supdummies left the chat

mitchypritchy: phil, i'm going to make a deal with you 

therealheadscratcher™: What 

mitchypritchy: I'll give you 20 dollars to never change anyone's username ever again. 

therealheadscratcherchanged mitchypritchy's username to $20

$20: DAMMIT 

notjay: Just to be clear, everyone is coming over tomorrow at 5 for Gloria's welcome home thingy, right? 

everyone: sure 

notjay: I think we should all go to bed right now 

everyone: okay

 everyone except for therealheadscratcherleft the chat 

therealheadscratcher™: Are none of you guys going to explain why our usernames are back again? 

therealheadscratcher™: Y'all bamboozled me

therealheadscratcher™: OK FINE 

therealheadscratcherended the chat 

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