modern family group chat

moldy cheese

2 days later

Family Shenanigans 

closetclaire: Phil, have you gone grocery shopping yet this week?

therealheadscratcher™: yea

closetclaire: Then why is our refrigerator empty? 

therealheadscratcher™: its not

closetclaire: Phil, are you playing your video games right now? 

therealheadscratcher™: The pickles are in the cabinet above the dishwasher. 

closetclaire: yep, he's definitely playing his video games. 

closetclaire: Alex, did he go grocery shopping?

Alex_Dunphy: no, he didn't 

closetclaire: Damn, I don't have time to go shopping

Alex_Dunphy: I'll go tell him to go shopping

closetclaire: Also, tell him to clean out the fridge. It's disgusting. 

Alex_Dunphy: Will do. 

Alex_Dunphy left the chat to go tell her dad what to do 

therealheadscratcher™: aw, dang it, Claire. If it bothers you so much, just do it yourself.

closetclaire: no

therealheadscratcher™: Well, off to clean the fridge! 

therealheadscratcher™: ttyl ;)

therealheadscratcher™ left the chat to go clean the fridge 

Skywalker: well, he's in for a surprise 

closetclaire: huh

Skywalker: I left some cheese in the back of the fridge like, 6 months ago for a science project and it's still in there.

closetclaire: Ew, is that why the fridge smells so bad?

 Skywalker: maybe 

closetclaire: Luke!

gloglo: hola peepls

gloglo: peoples 

gloglo: whatre you guys up to now 

closetclaire: are we seriously using this chat for small talk now? This is what happened in the last one... That wasn't a good thing. 

closetclaire: *Are

gloglo: it wont happen again, claire 

gloglo: I'm just making conversashun

mitchypritchy: Gloria, are you purposely texting wrong spellings and bad grammar? I've heard you speak better English than that before

gloglo: mi texting english no so good.

therealheadscratcher™ enters the chat 

therealheadscratcher™: *gag*

therealheadscratcher™: moldy... cheese...

gloglo: wtf

therealheadscratcher™: there's moldy cheese in here and claire si making me clean it

thereaalheadscratcher™: I need a break from this Claire!!

closetclaire: Uh-uh, Phil, keep cleaning. 

therealheadscratcher™ changed gloglo's username to President_Barack_Obama