𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 || h. shinso x reader

𝒖𝒈𝒉... 𝒔𝒆𝒙 𝒆𝒅

"Okay everyone. It's time for..." Aizawa sighed, "Sex ed." 

"I'm so glad Mineta isn't here for this one." said Tsuyu.

"I've been waiting for this for soo long." Denki grinned excitedly.

"Kaminari- you're on very thin ice right now."  your eyes narrowed.

"Why are we learning this now?" Ojiro asked.

"All of you shut up!" Aizawa snapped.

There was silence.

"Now if you can't tell," your homeroom teacher continued, "I don't want to do this. So Midnight is going to teach this one. Have fun." 

Aizawa got into his sleeping back and slumped himself against the wall as a familiar Pro Hero entered the room.

"Hey guys!" Midnight smirked, "Welcome to the most important class of your life."

"Oh my god." Sero deadpanned.

"Oh this is gonna be so fun!" Mina grinned, turning to face you.

"I know right." you replied.

"Any questions before we start?" Midnight smiled.

"Why are we learning all this now?" asked Ojiro, repeating his previous question.

"Because you're all at the age where you're going to start doing adult things, and it's important you do it safely," said Midnight.

You all exchanged looks.

"Who can tell me the most important rule of intercourse?" asked Midnight.

Kirishima raised his hand eagerly, "Real men get consent!"

"Very good!" Midnight smiled proudly, "Also foreplay is key."

"Uh- uhm! Sir, is this the best idea?" Iida asked, waving his arms around.

"Probably not," Aizawa shrugged in his sleeping bag, "But it is the funniest." 

"Now I need a volunteer!" said Midnight, putting her hands on her hips.

"Please. No." you saw Midoriya mumble under his breath in front of you. You could see his fingers crossed behind his chair.

"Midoriya!" Midnight exclaimed, "Please come up to the board and point out the seven erogenous zones!"

The green-haired boy trembled as he walked up to the front of the classroom and began to point.

"O-one. T-two-" he whimpered.

"Don't forget that one down there." said Todoroki.

"How do you know about this?" Midoriya asked in despair.

"Don't worry about it." Todoroki replied bluntly.

As soon as the freckled boy turned back around to face the board, he fell to the floor.

"Midoriya passed out." said Aizawa, "Kaminari, use your quirk to revive him."

After Denki managed to get Midoriya awake again, Midnight had you all move on to the next topic.

"Okay guys!" she grinned, "It's time for my favourite part of this class! The female anatomy."

"This is the best day of my life." said Denki under his breath.

"We're going to talk about menstruation." Midnight beamed.

"Huh?" Denki asked in bewilderment.

"Once a month, an egg travels to the uterus. And if it's not fertilized-"