South Park oneshots

Main 4 fluff- cold weather

No ship, just friendship
A bit of Style cause I just couldn't help myself, they're so cute

TW/CW- swearing, light violence, light bullying(all from Cartman) underage drinking

It's extra cold in South Park so the boys collect at Kyles house, snuggling up under the blankets to keep warm

The four sat together, silent. Only soft breathing and occasional coughs, chugs of drinks or sniffles came from them.

"You guys bored?" Eric broke the silence.
"Little bit. And cold," Stan shrugged.
"We should go to my house. My parents should be out with Ike for a few more hours," Kyle suggested.

The four stood and began the short walk to Kyles house.

"Is it just me or is it way colder then normal today," Eric complained as they walked.
"You're lucky, you have more fat and heat then us," Kyle shivered. Eric glared at him but was too cold to argue.

Thy entered the house and Kyle immediately grabbed blankets for them. The four curling up on the couch. Kyle and Stan snuggled into each other under one, and Kenny was nearly pressed against Stan to avoid touching Eric, who was trying to hog the couch.

"Fatass, there isn't enough room with you sitting like that. Give Kenny some space," Kyle demanded. Eric mocked him a bit but did listen, moving a bit. Kenny was still partially on Stan but the boys didn't complain. Warmth was warmth.

"Turn on the tv," Eric whined. Kyle rolled his eyes and did, turning on Terrance and Philip.

They four watched, laughing and trying to warm up.

"Hey, does your dad have any beer?" Stan suddenly asked. "My dad says alcohol can help warm you up quick,"
"It does," Kenny grinned. They decided to not question the blond and Kyle got up to see.

"We have some but I'm not sure we should be drinking my dad's alcohol. Mom would get mad,"
"Yeah cause she's a bitch," Eric smirked. Kyle glared.
"Don't call my mom a bitch, fatass,"

"You gotta admit, dude. She's a bit much at times," Stan shrugged, Kenny nodding in agreement.
"I mean sure but still, at least she's not a whore,"
"Aye! Don't talk about my mom like that, Jew!" Eric nearly yelled.

"C'mon we won't drink a lot. They won't even notice," Stan urged. Kyle sighed and brought a bottle of whiskey over with some glasses.

They shared the bottle, and it did in fact warm them up.

Kyle, though, hadn't drank more than a few sips before so naturally he was a bit of a light weight. His friends were the opposite and laughed at how after only a bit he was slurring and giggly.

The whole time he was snuggled into Stan's chest of warmth.

"It's so cold," he whispered before slipping his hands up the others shirt. Stan nearly screamed, pushing him away.
"Jesus Christ, dude! Your hands are so cold!" He laughed. Kyle laughed and took away his hands to snuggle close again. Stan's arms were wrapped around Kyle and Kenny, each holding onto him.

"Gay threesome happening over here," Eric muttered. Stan glared.
"You're just jealous they like me better," 
"They do not, I'm way better," 
"Sure you are, buddy," Stan snickered. 

After awhile they were warmed up but Kyle decided he liked the position he was in and stayed, while Kenny shifted to the ground to lay on his stomach with the blanket around him. 

"We better clean up before my parents get home, come on," Kyle said as he stood. He disposed of the bottle and cleaned the glasses. Then the four headed upstairs to Kyles room and sat playing games until Kenny and Eric had to go home.

"Alone at last," Stan said with a smirk as he bounced his eyebrows at the redhead. Kyle chuckled and rolled his eyes, laying on his back to stare at the ceiling. 

"What should we do now?" He asked after a moment of silence. 
"I dunno. I'm pretty tired," 
"You want to head home?" 
"Nah it's boring there. I'd rather stay with you," 

Kyle smiled and sat up.
"Could just watch Youtube and relax on my bed. Take a nap if you want," 

The two boys got onto Kyles bed and watched Youtube on his laptop, Stan eventually falling asleep on the others shoulder. Kyle didn't mind and simply turned the volume down a bit and continued watching. 

I can't express how hard I tried not to make this ship based but god style is so cute, I couldn't help myself 
It's slowly becoming my top ship across all fandoms XD 

I hope you enjoyed, bye bye! Love you 
(Wrote half of this at school)