South Park oneshots

Stylenny fluff- spin the bottle

Kyle x Stan x Kenny (17)
(I'm bored and sick, leave me alone)

CW/TW- underage drinking, puke/vomiting mentions, dirty talk, drunk messing around(not really but eh)

The three are at a party and play spin the bottle/7minutes in heaven

When Kyle entered the party, he instantly cringed at the smell of booze. He looked around, soon locating his two best friends. The two were sat, drinking beers and giggling. Both were clearly drunk.

"Stan! Kenny! What are hell are you two doing?!" Kyle cried, seeing them. The two just looked at him.
"Kyle! You're here!" Stan said happily while Kenny grinned. "Dude don't drink this, it tastes like shit," Stan said laughing.

Kyle sighed, rubbing his hand over his face.

"Hey! We need boys for the game. Come on, guys!" Bebe said suddenly to the three. Stan and Kenny instantly followed her, Kyle groaning when he realized he needed to go to keep an eye on them.

"Ok the rules are simple. You spin the bottle and have to either kiss the person it lands on for 5 seconds here in front of everyone or play 7 minutes in heaven," Bebe said to the group. "Understood? Good. I'm first since it's my party," she sat, spinning the bottle.

A few turns later, it was Kenny's turn. He drunkenly span the bottle, it landing on Stan right beside him.

"Hehehe you have to kiss me," Kenny said with a grin. Stan just rolled his eyes and pressed their lips together for a few seconds. The group cheers and laughs as Kyle stared in shock. Stan spun the bottle next, it landing on Kyle across from him.

Stan grinned and crawled to the boy, kissing him. Kyle was shocked, blushing madly as Stan giggled.

When it was finally Kyles turn, he nearly screamed as it landed on Kenny.
"A-are you kidding me?!"

Kenny eagerly went to him, kissing him.

The group cheered and laughed, clapping. Kyle was red and embarrassed, standing and grabbing his friends. He took them and dragged them to a bedroom, sitting them on the bed.

"Are we gonna kiss more?" Kenny slured with a grin. "He has soft lips," Stan nodded in agreement with a grin.

Kyle stared at them, blushing harder than ever.
"You guys are drunk,"
"Maybe we wanna kiss your pretty lips when we're sober too," Stan said.
"Yeah,"

"W-what?!" Kyle nearly screamed.

Kenny grabs his hand, pulling him closer. He's sat between them, frozen as their hands roamed his body. They each kissed his neck or cheek, Kenny biting gently as Stan leaves hickies.

"Y-you guys are drunk...we can't be doing this," Kyle stammered anxiously.
"Why? You feel so nice," Stan said softly, leaving a large dark hicky on Kyles neck.
"Yeah. Your skin is so soft and perfect," Kenny agreed, biting him gently. Kyle whined, not wanting to admit he was enjoying it. But his friends were drunk, we couldn't take advantage of them.

"L-lets go home," Kyle stammered. He stood, taking the two with him. He felt so embarrassed as he had to walk back through the party, a blushing mess with hickies on his neck. And to top it off, he had to drag the culprits to his car.

Once they were buckled in, he took them to Stans house. The Marsh's were less likely to have a fit then the Broflovski's, and Kyle didnt feel like going to the McCormicks.

He pulled into the driveway, helping the two up to Stans room. Stan almost instantly pinned Kyle to his bed, grinning. Kenny was eager to follow.

"Guys, you know we can't be doing anything," Kyle tried. "You're both drunk."
"Please Kyle?" Kenny begged softly with a pout.
"Yeah. Pleeeasee?" Stan begged too. Kyle whined, wanting so badly to give in but knowing it was wrong while he was sober and they weren't.

"How about in the morning, if you still want to...once you're not drunk," Kyle said softly. "I can't let this keep going if you're both drunk."

The two whine but agreed. Kyle helped the two boys get undressed and tucked them into Stans bed before getting himself settled on the floor.

Damn perverts Kyle thought as he listened to the two, giggling and making out.

He finally managed to fall asleep, waking up early in the morning to find Kenny asleep beside him. The blonde was hugging him, drooling on his shirt.

Kyle tried not to be grossed out as he carefully moved, getting up. He got dressed, stealing Stans clothes.

He decided to leave the two and went to get food.

Randy was at the table, eating and scrolling through his phone.
"Oh, you slept over? I didn't hear you boys come home," he said to Kyle, not looking up.
"Kenny's here two. Both got wasted," Kyle muttered as he poured himself cereal.
"Did they do anything dumb?"
"Besides making out, no,"

Randy didn't react, much to Kyles surprise.
"I think we've all made out with our best friends at some point. I did the same with yours and Kenny's dads in college,"

Kyle cringed at the idea of Randy, his father and Stuart making out before hurrying back to Stans room.

Kyle sat and ate at Stans desk, waiting for his friends to wake up. He heard Kenny groan behind him and turned.

"Hey," Kyle chuckled.
"Dude...my head is gonna explode," Kenny groaned, covering his face with his arm. "Oh shit,"

The blonde suddenly bolted into the bathroom and Kyle heard him throwing up. He cringed, knowing he should help but also hating puke.

After a few minutes, Kenny returned. He looked awful. His hair a mess, eyes heavy. And now vomit on his face.

"Oh dude. Gross,"

Kenny cleaned himself off, getting his clothes on.
"Wait did we like..."
"No!" Kyle cried, face red. Kenny chuckled, shrugging.
"Alright,"

Ok so i MAY do a smutty part two..if y'all want it. I kinda like this ship and idk why. Also stuff with different ships coming out soon.
Tolkien X Clyde
Jimmy X Timmy
Kyle x Kenny
And possibly one of Randy and Gerald cause I fucking know they fucked and I think that's funny.

Anyways hope you enjoyed! Bye bye, love you!