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𖦹 Chat-fic 1/? | fem!readerxRobin 𖦹

Chatfic

Users:

You - yourfavy/n
Finney- spacelover
Robin- bandanaboy
Bruce- I.love.baseball
Vance - imbetterthanyou
Billy - paperboybilly
Griffin - Griff
Gwen - thebetterblake
Donna - yourfavdonna ( your bsf )

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*you have been added to a chat with 8 others*

Thebetterblake - hellooooo

yourfavy/n - hi :)

spacelover - Hello
imbetterthanyou- hi
I.love.baseball- hello :D
papperboybilly - hi , I'm on my paper route.
Griff- Hii .
yourfavdonna- hello.
bandannaboy- hey , what's happening.

yourfavy/n- DONNA

yourfavdonna - Y/N
bandannaboy- Nothing for me? 🥲

yourfavy/n- ROBIN

bandannaboy- Y/N

thebetterblake- lovebirds.
*thebetterblake unsent a message*
I.love.baseball- I ship it.
imbetterthanyou- same
spacelover - agreed
yourfavdonna- it's meant to be.
bandannaboy- maybe.

Yourfavy/n- no. 🫢

Bandannaboy- yes hermosa

Spacelover- god damnit Robin she's fucking screaming now 🥲
Bandannaboy- I can tell
yourfavdonna- don't hit on my wife.
I.love.baseball - don't do it man.
imbetterthanyou- I will laugh when she beats your ass for hitting on her ' wife.'
Bandannaboy- you mean my wife Donna?

Yourfavy/n - no , she means her wife , she's my wife , I'm her wife.

yourfavdonna- my wife 😍

yourfavy/n- my wife 🥰

bandannaboy- I no longer have a wife 😪😭
thebetterblake- you suck compared to Donna.
Spacelover- Fr fr
yourfavdonna - Hey Finney , how would you like to hang out sometime?
Spacelover - yeah of course.

yourfavy/n - bros screaming bc of how happy he is , sos my ears are bleeding. 😭ALSO MY WIFE BETRAYED ME AND NOW SHE HAS A HUSBAND.

Bandannaboy- you can be my wife.
Imbetterthanyou- nah man thinks he can pull
papperboybilly - since when did Vance have humor?
I.love.baseball - I don't know haha.
yourfavdonna - great question Billy
Griff - y'all are always so mean to each other

*responding to bandannaboy* yourfavy/n - fine ig

Bandannaboy - y'all suck Fr i mean , look at my wife.
yourfavdonna - you mean my wife?
Bandannaboy - nah you got Finney.
Yourfavdonna- true.

*15 minutes later*

yourfavy/n - hey anyone wanna come over??

Bandannaboy - ME
yourfavdonna - Of course!
Paperboybilly - sure?
imbetterthanyou- ig
I.love.baseball- Ofc!
Griff - ok! Can we bake some treats or something tho??

yourfavy/n - of course Griff :)

Griff - THANK YOU :DDDDD
Bandannaboy - hey , do y'all want snacks? If so what do you want? Drinks included.
yourfavdonna- nerds and coke please.
spacelover- 3 musketeers and sprite
paperboybilly- could I just get a coke?
imbetterthanyou- slushie
I.love.baseball - a coke and Twix please Robin
Griff - I don't want anything other than y/ns cookies :)

yourfavy/n - sour ropes and Dr. Pepper please and thank you

Bandannaboy- alright see y'all in a bit.

*30 minutes later*

Bandannaboy- OPEN THE DOOR SOME WIERD MAKEUP MANS CHASING ME
yourfavdonna - COME IN ITS UNLOCKED- 😟
Bandannaboy- ALRIGHT-

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Chatfic end , real life convo start
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" Jesus fucking Christ that was fucking terrifying. " Robin muttered. " Are you alright? " Donna asked. " Yeah , here's y'all's snacks and shit. " he laughed.

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Arrangements -
Donna is sitting in Finneys lap on the floor if that makes any sense.
Vance is on your desk chair.
Bruce is sitting on your bed ever so respectfully.
Griffin and Billy are also on your bed in the corners and you and Robin are sat next to each other on the floor.
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" COOKIESSSS " Griffin yelled in excitement. " Ok , ok! " you said while laughing as you pulled the last trey out of the oven. As soon as you set the trey down Griffin tried to grab a cookie , getting burned. " OW OW OW OW , N/N IT HURTS! " , " Hey , hey! It's ok , let's run it over some cold water. " you soothed the distraught boy , running the cold water over his finger as he sniffled. " Hey , hon , can you get the first aid kit out of the cabinet please? " you asked Robin. ( OK THIS IS SO CUTE , YOU AND ROBIN ARE LIKE A MARIED COUPLE AND GRIFFINS YOUR CHILD AWW ) Robin looked at you confused , not knowing who you were referring to until Finny just nudged him. The boy turned a bright shade of pink , handing you the bandAid. " Thanks hon. " you smiled and gently put the bandaid over Griffins finger. Robin responded with an ' mhm ' and turned away from you all pink. Griffin was still pouting when you let go of him. You grabbed a napkin/paper towel and grabbed a cookie , handing it to Griffin , making him instantly stop pouting. " Ok , who wants one? " you asked and everyone ran over to the oven , trying to get one. " Ok! One at a time! " you laughed. You ended up accidentally getting pushed into the hot pan but you didn't notice until you finished handing all of them a cookie. " Oh my , y/n , your arm is blistered! Are you not in pain!? " Donna asked. " eh , I've done it to many times. " ( true story , I've burnt all over my hands and even my leg has been burnt. ) you carefully wrapped your wound like it was nothing and went to your room , the other tagging along. " Ok , why are your cookies so fucking good? " Vance asked. " YEAH- " Bruce stated. " Practice." At around 5 pm almost everyone had to go home except Robin. " movie? " you asked. " sure! " , " which one? " you gestured go your movie shelf. " TEXAS CHAINSAW MASACRE! " he yelled , making you laugh. The two of you sat on your bed just watching the movie before robin had to leave aswell.