꧁ The black phone Oneshots/Headcanons꧂

꧁ XXVII : The Stupidest Thing They've done꧂

The  stupidest thing they have done or said
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♡︎Finney Blake♡︎
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Forgot he left something in the oven.

Your POV :

I was sitting downstairs , watching TV with Finney when the fire alarm / smoke detector started going off. My head shot over to his. I jumped off the coach , running to the kitchen. I opened up the smoking oven , putting on an oven mit and taking whatever the hell that was out and turning off the oven. " Finney , sweet heart , what the hell were you cooking. " I asked , getting a cup of water and dumping it on the burnt food. " Well.. it was some of those oven fries... but it's kinda... burnt now.... "

" Finney... what am I going to do with you. " I sighed , dumping the ' fries ' into the trash can. " Next time , set an alarm. " I sighed , trying my hardest not to laugh. " I'm sorry... " he sniffled. " No , no. It's okay. It's just some burnt food. " I smiled , wrapping my arms around his neck , playing with his hair. He nodded , trying to believe me. " Let's go finish watching the movie , yeah? " I asked , gesturing to the director of the living room. He nodded and we went back to the coach.

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♡︎Robin Arellano♡︎

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Climbed up a tree and fell down , nearly breaking his arm.

Your POV :

" Robin Arellano! Get your ass down! " I yelled , face palming. " Trust me , amor! I'll be fine! " he said , standing up on the tree limb. He jerked his body , pretending to fall , making me scream. " Robin Arellano! If you fall I'm not taking you to the hospital! " I protested. After he teased me a few times , he ended up slipping and falling out of the tree. " Robin! " I said , rushing over to him.

" This is why you listen to me! " I said , taking his arm and examining it. " Your an idiot. " I sighed , putting his arm down , but seeing and broken bones. " Owwwww.... Y/nnnnn my body hurts!.... " he whined. " Do you want a piggy back ride? " I sighed , trying really hard not to smile , he gladly excepted , hopping onto my back. " Jesus Christ , Robin , you nearly gave me a heart attack. " I sighed.

We ended up going home and watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre while cuddling.

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♡︎Bruce Yamada♡︎

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Threw a baseball at a brick wall really hard , making it hit his eye pretty damn hard.

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Your POV :

Bruce was pretty upset seeing he lost his game. I was up in a tree , reading while he was murdering the wall with his baseball. ( like just throwing it at the wall pretty hard )
" Br careful , Bruce , it might ricochet and hit you. " I warned , flipping a page in my book. Suddenly I heard Bruce gasp. I sighed , hopping down from the tree. " Let me see , what did you do? " I asked , walking over to him. " It hit my eye! " he said , covering his eye. " Let me see. " I said , gently removing his hand from his eye. There was a dark spot forming near his eye which I'm assuming is where the ball hit him.

" Yknow , I think that's enough for today , Bruce. " I said , taking his other hand and pulling him inside. " Charmmmm it hurtssss! " he whined . Sniffling ( you can't tell me he's not a baby ) " I can tell. " I said , grabbing an ice pack from the freezer , heading to my room , still pulling Bruce. I sat down on my bed , Bruce falling on top of me. I gently pu the ice pack on his eye. " Thank you:.. I love you... " He said , kissing my cheek. " I love you to. " I said , playing with his hair.

♡︎Vance Hopper♡︎

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Your POV -

I was on my period and I did not feel like dealing with Vance's shit today. I was currently laying in my bed , curdled up in a ball on V's sweater. Suddenly , my door flew open to reveal Vance. " What are you doing? Let's go. " he said. " No. fuck off. " I said , putting my head further into my pillow. " damn , why are you so moody? " he said. That made me pissed but I couldn't yell at him , it would make me feel bad and cry. " I'm on my period dipshit. " I said , throwing a pillow at him.

" What's that? " he asked , jumping on my bed , landing right next to me. " it's when a girl gets moody asf and bleeds out of her ass. " I said , turning my head towards him. " then just stop bleeding? " he said , shrugging his shoulders. " You think I would still be bleeding if o could?! " I yelled , hugging him with a pillow. " Ok ok! Stop that. " he said. " So pinball? " he asked , making me smack him in the head with a pillow again.

♡︎Billy Showalter♡︎
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Me and Billy were laying on his bed , bored to death. He have done like everything possible but we are still bored. But that's when Billy speaks up. " Do you think dogs can talk? And if they could what would they say? " he asked. " Billy , what the hell- " I say , laughing. " What! I'm serious! " He said , crossing his arms. " Well to answer your question , I think they could but we just don't understand them. They might be talking about like treats or walks or something and we will never know. " I said , turning over and opening my arms. Billy tales the king and gladly jumps on top of me.

" Damn , now that question is stuck in my head. " i said. That led Billy into a two hour rant.

♡︎Griffin Stagg♡︎

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Me and Griff we're currently baking cookies. I was the one who had to take them out of the oven seeing he's to scared to touch the hot pan. We were sitting down stairs when the timer went off. " COOKIES! " he said , running into the kitchen , me running after him. " GET THEM OUT!!!! " he said , practically jumping up and down. I laughed , taking out the cookies.

Griffin stupidly touched the pan , attempting to grab a cookie. " OW! " He cried. " Griffin! It's okay! " I said , grabbing his hand and running it under some cold water. Griffin kept sniffling , trying not to cry. I frowned , pulling him into a tight hug. " Its okay! " I said , rubbing his back. " it hurt... " he whined , tears falling from his cheeks onto my shirt. " I know honey. " I said , kissing his forehead.

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HELLO PEOPLE!!! IM NOT DEAD 🫢 I've just been busy with soccer and some family stuff and personal issues and all that jazz but now I'm back! Hope you enjoy this chapter! I also made an editing account , I've had it for a while but I forgot about it and just started posting again! If you want to watch the edits you can :
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