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13 ! name

oct 19
1:02am

[ heizou ]

y/n
i want to change ur contact name to smth else, give me ideas

heizou
you're asking me this at 1am

y/n
yes??

is there smth wrong 🙄

heizou
name me best detective to ever walk this planet gn 

y/n
no that's too long

try again

heizou
you sound like one of those ai's

"password too short"

y/n
ure too short

heizou
that was not an invitation for you to start attacking me.

y/n
it was a good opportunity

maybe i should name ur contact "shorty"

heizou
was that funny

y/n
yes

heizou
i'm gonna blick you

y/n
nooo don't blick me

heizou
STOp

it's 1am i'm tired

y/n
why are u awake then

heizou
bcuz unlike you, i'm doing an assignment 🙄

y/n
wowww

i mean ure right but wowwww

heizou
nah i'm kidding, i was watching dr phil

y/n
are u enjoying it

heizou
i was

y/n
whoops did i interrupt

heizou
yeah but it's fine idm

y/n
oh

i'm special yesss

heizou
yesss

y/n
r u copying me

without my consent 😱😡😡⁉️

heizou
yeah, what're you gonna do about it

y/n
i'm gonna find ur house and egg it shamelessly

heizou
i like eggs

y/n
but do u like deez nuts

hahhahahahaah

heizou
i'm reporting you for harassment and assault