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St. Patrick's Day

[before we start I wanted to apologize for not posting, got stuck with some plans and have been very busy. 🙏]

Dream's POV

As the clock hits 4:00am I run around the house quietly setting up my plan for the day. I woke up a bit early today, but thats okay because today is Green day. Everyone should lpppknow by now that I often wear green, meaning everyone else who doesn't realize what today is, are targets. The people I live with, my family -duh, always wears green the night before because they know that I don't pinch, I prank. And that's why I'm up so early, Im planning my ultimate pranks for anyone who forgets. Hahaha... Alright now its time to head out.

As I begin to walk out the front door I hear a voice.

"Heading off already? I thought you said you weren't going to do anything this year?"
Papa asks,
"Oh- mom- I wasn't expecting you to be up this early."
I say startled
"Well I had a feeling you weren't going to keep your word, and wanted to ask what the occasion was. Also I have to make sure my teaching plan is done by 6:00."
Papa says sighing,
"Oh, well I can help you-"
"No no, its fine my duckling, I can do it and I'm just here to help."
She tosses me her lanyard,
"Oh- Thanks! And to answer your question, the new guy, Technoblade, is the occasion. I was gonna prank him either way though."
Papa looks at me a smiles,
"Okay then, haha. Just don't do anything that'll get you in trouble."
"Of course! No need to worry papa. I'll get going now."
I say waving goodbye,
"Yeah yeah, be careful ducking!"
She says waving back.

Now, I'm off. I get my skateboard along with my bag full of supplies and begin my plan.

Once at the academy I unlock the side gate and head inside, then I place the ID to scan and the glass doors open. "Good, no one's here." My plan has just begun...

Techno's POV

It is way to early for the amount if bullshit I just went through. Its 9:30am and I've already gotten pie thrown at me, green paint getting splattered on me, I've ripped parts of my clothes and my HAIR IS A MESS. This is seriously the most infuriated I've been since last Friday. I'm confused on why things are mostly happening to me, some others have gotten things thrown or smeared on them as well, but me? I look like some leprechaun with a white beard made of whipped cream, who had just gotten into a fight with some stray cats. Ughhhh.... I'm not able to get out of these clothes and clean myself till after this class period ends, it's not that the teacher won't let me, it's just that my next period is a gym related class and I might as well finish that and shower then get a change of clothes.

As I sit in my paper towel covered chair, someone stands besides me and speaks.

"Hey dude, haha looks like someone didn't wear green today."
Sapnap chuckles.
"What are you talking about?"
I ask looking up at him,
"I mean that you didn't wear green as in you got pranked today because of it being Dream's day."
He says pointing over at Dream who is currently sitting on a desk talking to who looks to be George.
"What do you mean by "Dream's Day"? Is it his birthday of something? Why would I be the one getting pranked??"
I ask again very confused.
"Dude, do you not know what day it is today?... OH WAIT- I forgot you're new- PFFT HAHA!"
Sapnap says bursting out a laugh,
"Sapnap you are making no sense to me whatsoever, if you're not going to explain anything to me in a way I can understand I really don't think you'll be of any help."
I say tired at this point.
"S-sorry. Okay let me explain. AHEM: Today is St.Patrick's day, and ever since I can remember Dream has always been a huge pain on this day. Since he wears green daily he thinks he is to put justice to those who don't wear it on the day it is mean to be worn on. Instead of just pinching people like he's supposed to, Dream has made a new tradition of pranking the ever loving fuck out of everyone. Thats why today there a few people who have gotten covered in flour and water with feathers or pie or any other thing Dream can find or make. You just so happen to be his main target this year. Probably cause your new and not a freshman like the others."
As I sit there in disbelief of what Sapnap said I stand up.
"Woah okay- Wasn't expecting you to be this angry- Its just a prank bro! Plus we warned everyone last Friday and Monday to wear green in case he'd do this again!"
Sapnap said a bit frantically,
"Sapnap."
I say to him
"Y- uh Yes?"
He asks worriedly
"I AM WEARING GREEN."
I kinda yell at him as I rip my buttoned shirt open to reveal a very clear and very green T-shirt.
"....Uh.. I mean you're still the target.. Dream said he was gonna prank you either way."
He said looking down,
"...Im gonna kill him...hahhh yes...I'll just kill em."
"WoAH WOAH- wait- Thats not something you should do!- Psh I mean- why not just get back at him???"
Sapnap said waving his hands around
"-exhale- April 1st will be his demise."
" Yep- Totally! I'll um.. Leave you be.."
Sapnap walks away quickly and goes over to hug Karl.