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[SYSTEM: space heros has been changed to 'urmom']

Urmom
▸1:23am

Yuko: MY EHES HURT

Bianca: SHUT THE FUCK UP????!?!!!????
(I will get canceled and harassed if you take that seriously, please dont.)

Ma lune: its <so earot

Mes soleil: RAHHHHHHHHHHHH k-pop at 1:34 jn the morning>>>

Ma lune: i will actually torture you in the most painful and worst ways possible if you dont shut that off.

Mes soleil: YOUD NEVER DOF JAG TO MD

Ma lune: hm

Mes soleil: RIHT????

Mes soleil: HELOO???? 😥

Mes soleil: RIGHT WEN????????!!!!!?!!??😰😰😰😰😰😰😣😣😣😣😰😰😱😱😱😱😱😥😥

Yuko: HWHAHWBQHQBWHEJ

Yuko: NKW WILL SOMEKNE OLEASE HELP ME MG EYES BURN

Bianca: get new ones duh

Ma lune: i xan suply you witht a oair

Yuko: excuse me.

Ma lune: is that a no?

Yuko: ...

Mes soleil: MAYBE GEG OFF YLUF PHOND😡😡😡 ITS ALMSOF 1:40 IN THE GOD FSMN MORNIG

Yuko: SHHHDUSGHAKS

[SYSTEM: Everyone has gone offline]

Urmom
▸8:53am

[SYSTEM: 'Urmom' has been changed to 'Yoko love']

Yuko: why is it always me

Ma lune: im not sure because you're still a menace to society, so.

Yuko: WHAT😥 BJT I LOCE YOU/p

Ma lune: kys

Yuko: oh.. 😣

Mes soleil: seems like shes not.. In a good moood.....!! 😥

Mes soleil: AANYWYAYOKO ITS BCS UR AMAIGN ❤❤❤❤

Yuko: oh

Yuko: YAYYYYYYY

Divina: WE LOCE YLU THATS WHY😡

Bianca: even if were at eachothers throats all the time and your a bit mental!! I still care about you:)

Yuko: crying

Ma lune: put them in a bottle for me.

Yuko: WHAT

Ma lune: i wont hesitate to waterboard you.

Bee boy: Whats waterboarding? Like those paddle board thingys people use in pools? 🐝

Stoner: yumym wahwerr

Ma lune: ill waterboard you too.

Stoner:oh.. 😣😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😱😱😥😥😭😭😭😭😥😭😥😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭DOT WATERBOARD ME PELARR

Stoner: PELAEE

Stoner: OLEASE

Stoner: PLEASE

Ma lune: oh

Ma lune: damn

Bianca: never coming near you again!!!

[SYSTEM: Stoner and Mes soleil have gone offline]

Ma lune: [replying: never coming near you again!!!] Shut the fuck up you knock off version of mr clean, knock off version of baldies basics motherfucker. You think you're so high and mighty but in reality your not and you know you're not so you fuck with others to make yourself feel better. Get a grip. Its not like i want you near me.

[SYSTEM: Bianca has gone offline]

Divina: WILLOW THAY WAS RUDE 😥

Ma lune: okay? I dont really care.

Xavier: who pissed in your cheerios this morning?...

Ma lune: whos about to get hit by a car? Whos about to het tortured in the most painful ways possible? Whos about go turn into my youngest brother when he was a baby???

Xavier: uhhh.... Not me? Hopefully! 😥

Ma lune: you!!!!

Bee boy: guys nobody answered my question:(🐝

Ma lune: im sorry Eugene. You dont need to know what waterboarding is, alright?

Bee boy: im not 7 Wednesday, you all treat me like im 7 when im not. Can you just tell me, please? 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

Ma lune: fine. Waterboarding, or "water torture," is a brutal practice whereby an interrogator straps a prisoner to a board, places a wet rag in his mouth, and by pouring water through the rag induces controlled drowning.

Bee boy: oh

Bee boy: thats mean☹️🐝

[SYSTEM: Ma lune has gone offline]

Xavier: im never leaving my dorm im not risking that

Divina: she'll find a way probably

Bee boy: 😔🐝

Divina: whats wrong Eugene?

Bee boy: i miss aj

Bee boy: i wanna llay minefrafy with him and hang ohy

Yuko: translation: i wanna play Minecraft with him and hang out

Divina: ohh

Divina: @Stoner

Divina: @Stoner

Divina: @Stoner

Divina: GET ON YOU WHIRE

[SYSTEM: Stoner has gotten online]

Stoner: whats up?

Divina: read up to what Eugene saud🤬

Stoner: ok

Stoner: OH

Stoner: BEE BOY YOU COHKDBE TOLD MS

Bee boy: does that mean we xan hangout?? 🐝

Stoner: YESYYEYSYEYSYEYSSYES🐝🐝🐝

Bee boy: YIPPIEEEEEEEE🐝🐝! 🐝! 🐝! 1! 🐝! 🐝🐝

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