Nevermores Life Support

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[Groupchat has been reset]
[+1 member]
[Nicknames changed]
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Wednesday: Wednesday
Enid: AWOUI
Yoko: Egg
Divina: Vivi
Bianca: B
Kent: K
Ajax: Stupidstonerstoned
Xavier: Xav
Eugene: Gene
Thing: HandGuy?
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Constipated situations
2am

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K: can anyone play adopt me? It got a new candy update recently.

B: Give me a minute to finish my snack and ill play

K: really? (⑅•ᴗ•⑅)

B: mhm!

AWOUI: CAN I PLAY? I HAVE NOTHING TO DO

B: ho ur normally asleep rn

AWOUI: i had coffee and wanted to finish some assignments and now i cant sleep

B: ohh, yeah you can play as long as K is ok with it

AWOUI: kent can i play

K: uhm

K: sure

AWOUI: AW YAY THANK UUU

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Egg: buddy does anyone know how to do calculus.

Egg: im actually gonna kms

Wednesday: i can.

Egg: o?mg

Egg: Wednesday PLEASE

Egg: ill kiss you

Wednesday: do not.

Egg: fawk..

Egg: help pls? :)))))

Wednesday: no.

Egg: THANKNYOU!

HandGuy?: she left.

Wednesday: shut the fuck up who added you

Gene: me

Wednesday: oh

Wednesday: ok

Gene: do you wanna play bee simulator with me later?

Wednesday: no.

Gene: :( okay

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Wednesday and Eugene pm;

Wednesday: ill be back at my dorm in about 4 hours.

Eugene: WHY FOUR?

Wednesday: Yoko cannot do calculus.

Eugene: ohhh :o

Eugene: so its a yes?
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Constipated situations
11am

Stupidstonerstoned: so hypothetically if you hit someone with your car how long can they put you away for

Egg: hello?... How are you?..

Vivi: did u hit some1

Stupidstonerstoned: i asked hypothetically

Vivi: and i asked if u hit some1

Wednesday: Hit and run can get you anywhere from 4-8 years or more. Its a felony. Simple negligence can get you probation and traffic violations but not many are often charged. If its wreckless/gross negligence you can get 5-15 years depending on severity of injuries.

AWOUI: so do u know this stuff off the top of your head or..?

Wednesday: yes.

AWOUI: right... Ok.. Uhm

Stupidstonerstoned: so hypothetically if they ran across the road without the right of way and i was idk.. Just driving normally and i saw them running across the road but couldn't stop in time..??

Wednesday: Hypothetically you should stop telling us these things.

Stupidstonerstoned: I NEED HELP?

Egg: oh ok cause we were wondering

Stupidstonerstoned: vro
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Constipated situations
3pm

Gene: so did he ever get that hypothetical figured out

Xav: yes and if anyone asks no we dont know

Gene: was it really a hypothetical..

Xav: i cannot confirm nor deny!

Gene: right so.. Im gonna go play roblox

Xav: :)

Egg: i think i miss my wife

B: lowkey sybau

Egg: lowkey kys hoe

B: 🫡 YES MA'AM

Egg: good kitten

AWOUI: i think i just threw up in my mouth

Wednesday: ew.

Xav: since when were they friends

Egg: nuhuh

Xav: huh.. ?

Egg: silence

Xav: ☹️

Egg: good boy

Xav: WHAT?

[Wednesday has left the group]

Egg: ho.

Egg: my wife☹️

AWOUI: MF🫩

AWOUI: IM DATING HER

Egg: let a girl dream

Egg: polycule when

AWOUI: in ur dreams freak 😭

Egg: wow ok so u hate me

B: wtf
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A/N: Hi, sorry for the literal year long hiatus on this. Things have been really rough and as much as ive tried updating my stuff its extremely exhausting and life has been really taxing. I promise ill try to upload more and thank you all so much for your patience and support. I know this chapter isn't long, but if anyone has any ideas for future chapters please let me know:)