The Battle for Earth

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 So yeah. The Earth is in danger and a few of us are trying to save it from an evil race called the Nemesis. Or... we're evil to the Nemesis. Whatever. At the moment, we're flying into the Battle Zone to face the Nemesis in this epic battle. Yada yada yada, let's just move on.

"This is John Tibboh, standing by. All fighters, please check in!"

"Gods above, John, do we really have to do this?" asked Joseph Fluffykin.

"I dunno. It's protocol. Please check in."

"No."

"This is Henry, standing by," said Henry Comic.

"Thank you," said John. He looked on the screen. "Where's Jomar?"

"Probably making a doodad in his lab," said Demi Meereen. "By the way, Demi, standing by."

Loud music began to play on all speakers. Static appeared on every screen, revealing the words, "DID YOU MISS ME?"

"Marijn. How many times have I told you not to hack the software?!" yelled John.

"Sorry. Everyone, look to your left," replied Marijn Jomar.

To everyone's left was a suit of armour just flying. It gave everyone a thumbs up and said, "Marijn, standing by. However, not in a ship."

"Jomar, seriously? another one of your f***ing suits?" said Joseph.

"What? I have a hobby!" replied Marijn.

"Guys, we'll talk about this later. Right now, there's one more person who needs to check in..." said John.

"HEELLOOOOO LLAMAAS!" yelled a voice from a starship right behind everyone.

Everyone winced as the feedback from the speakers hurt their ears.

"HANNAH Y- uhh.... YONISHA SIGNING IN LLAMMAAAAASS!!" said Hannah Yinoshi.

"God damnit, Yinoshi, are you drunk? While flying a ship? Into a battle zone?" asked Joseph.

"NO, THIS IS LLAMA JUICE!" yelled Yinoshi.

"Guys! Shut up!" said John. "Right now we need to-"

BOOM!!!

Explosions started appearing everywhere around them. Henry swerved his ship to avoid one.

"The Nemesis are here already!" yelled Henry into the speaker.

"IT'S A TRAP!" cried John.