(THIS IS MY FIRST WATTPAD STORY SORRY IF ITS CRINGE)
(BTW THERE WILL BE NO SHIPS IN THIS EXEPT TWEEK X CRAIG SINCE ITS TECHNICALLY CANNON)
*DRRRRINNNGGG! The bell would ring, it was time for the first lesson of the day, math...
"Did you see those shoes Wendy?Their incredible!" *The girls were all in a huddle, talking about their weekend, and probably the new mid lady gaga song that released*
"Oh my god,guys did you see that new episode of Terrance and Phillip?It was HILARIOUS ". *Cartman would blabber on about something nobody really couldn't care less about...*
"Alright class down mkay?Get your textbooks out and turn to pa-" *Mr Mackey would stop midway through speech,as he stared at the boys*
Cartman,Terrance and Phillip is literally terrible..Plus their Canadian-". *Kyle would say rolling his eyes*
"Yea Cartman, nobody really gives a crap..-". *Stan would say trying to back up Kyle*
HEY!SHUT UP YOU JEW!YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT GOOD TV IS IF IT WAS SHOVED IN YOUR FACE! *Cartman would scream at poor Kyle, who has honestly just trying to prove a decent point, nobody could honestly care less...*
"HEY FATASS, STOP CALLING ME A JEW,NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE NEW EPISODE *Kyle would shout back, raising his voice slightly louder than Cartman's*
"ERIC,KYLE!GO TO THE PRINCIPLES OFFICE" *Mr Makey beamed at the two of them,as he aggressively pointed to the door, the entire class fell silent;Everyone had a shocked look on their face*
"Ugh...I swear to god..". *Kyle would mumble to himself as him and Cartman got up from their desks and head towards the door,Kyle was literally fuming at himself for answering back to him,He knew deep down that he shouldn't give cartman the attention that he wants, he should just ignore him..*
They both wandered down the hallway,both extremely mad at each other.Cartman had a frustrated look on his face,Whilst Kyle was just shrugging it off. Why does cartman need to be an asshole all of the time...*Kyle thought*
They both entered the principals office
"What brings you two here?" *said the principal unbothered,she clearly had better things to do than argue with a bunch of 9 year olds who should be in math class...*
"Cartman called me a Jew-So I called him a fatass". *Kyle said
*the principal would roll her eyes*
"Well, that's not so out of the ordinary....Is it?" *the principal would sigh*
*The boys would stay silent*
*the principal would continue to rapidly type on her computer,filing documents,checking registers,Turning down a court case for rats in the ceiling...*. (JK)
*the two kids would stare at the clock, not actually paying attention to it,just daydreaming*
*Tick...Tok...tick...tok..tick...Tok..*. *The clock would tick, every second felt like an eternity..A decade even..Perhaps a century if you think about it.*
Jeez, I should of just kept my darn mouth shut... *Kyle thought to himself as he eyed cartman who had a grin on his face,Cartman knew he wasn't going to get in trouble, since this happens regularly..*
TIME PASSES
*the bell would ring for Lunch*
Yes!Finally! *kyle thought to himself*
*Suddenly;a hoard of kids bolted down the hallway.It was the lunch rush*
"Jeez!Look at them!" *Cartman mumbled, why was everyone in such a rush?Was chef cooking something new for once?Was there a kid selling vapes?Was there a bomb threat?*
*Either way, Kyle and cartman were awfully hungry...Lunch time, or not..*
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South Park: The Apocalypse (UNFINISHED)
AzionePLOT:It was a regular day at SP elementary...Cartmans being a asshole,Wendy is chatting to her friends...and Stan,Kyle and Kenny are doing something stupidThat lunchtime, butters finds a weird looking fruit..And of course since he's butters..He eats...
