TW: VERBAL ABUSE
3rd person pov:Sirius was twirling around happy in his new dress. It was a beautifull black satin dress with long sleeves. "Moonyyyy, what do you think of my new dress?"
Remus turned around to look and immediatly felt all the blood in his body go south. "It's... very beautifull siri. You look dashing. Excuse me for a second?" Remus ran to the bathroom and locked the door. "Woah pads, the dress looks great." James said from behind Sirius, causing him to turn around."Thanks prongs. :) i like it a lot." "I think Remus likes it to." James said nodding to the bathroom door wich was still locked."
Today was the day of the yule ball. James was going with Regulus. Lily was going with Mary. Dorcas with Marlene. Barty and Evan, and of course Sirius and Remus. Yesterday Sirius and James went shopping together for an outfit, and Sirius chose the dress.
"Oi Remus, you almost done, i would like to reach the ball this night, not tomorrow." James yelled. "Coming" Remus said as the bathroom door unlocked and a dishevelled Remus appeared. For some reason he looked even hotter with his shirt a little wrinkled. He unbuttoned it so you could see his chest and it was one of the hottest things Sirius has ever seen. It reminded him of Brian May with his shirt unbuttoned. Sirius still remebered his first crush on the guitarist without realizing it was a crush.
- the yule ball -
The great hall was beautifully decorated for the ball. Everywhere was white and it was enchanting. Sirius was so excited he could barely walk. Remus walked in with Sirius' hand in his.
Sirius squeeled when 'love of my life' from queen started to play.
"May i?" Remus held out his hand to Sirius, inviting him to dance with him.
"Why ofcourse darling." Sirius said in a posh accent. Remus took Sirius' hand and led him to the dancefloor. He twirled him around and they started to slow while looking romantically in each others eyes. But their happy bubble was soon burst by Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy."Oh Sirius, in didn't know you where a girl now." Snape started. "Haven't got such a big mouth now, have you? Finally realised you are nothing but a stupid f@g?" Malfoy said. "That dress is the most ugly thing i have ever seen. Your parents must be so disappointed, oh wait they already are." Snape finished. Tears sprung to Sirius eyes as he ran out of the great hall.
Remus held up his middlefinger to the two guys before running after Sirius. When he arrived in their dorm he found Sirius dress on the floor ripped to shreds and the curtains around Remus' bed closed. You could hear faint sobs from behind the curtains. Sirius didn't sleep in his own bed anymore so it was normal for him to hide in Remus' bed instaid of his own.
Remus felt so mad. He didn't go comfort Sirius, instead he opened James trunk and grabbed one of his dresses. He would take one from Sirius but it wouldn't fit. He went to the bathroom and changed into the dress before storming out of the dorms and back to the great hall.
"Oi snivellus!" He yelled, getting everyone's attention. Snape and Malfoy turned around to face Remus still looking very hot in the dress. "It's just a dress wanker." Remus said before launching a punch right on Snapes nose. You could hear the bone break. Marlene was filming the whole thing while Remus made these boys regret being born. He kicked Malfoy in his balls so hard it felt like they where in his chest. He broke three fingers on snapes right hand and dislocated Malfoys elbow. He also broke a few of his own fingers by punching the guys before the teachers pulled them apart. He got detention for the rest of the schoolyear but Remus didn't care.
-the next morning-
Sirius woke up to two arms being wrapped carefully around him. One of the hands was wrapped in bandages. He turned around to face a smiling Remus. "Morning sunshine." He said softly. "What happened to your hand?" Sirius asked. "Oh nothing, me and snivellus had a little talk about respect, Marlene filmed it if you want to see it."
"You're the best. :)"" no problem my love."
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I'm backkkk. :)
Always look at the bright side of life, pudum, pudum pudum pudum.
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