Why am i like this?

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The marauders were sat at the griffyndor table for breakfast and had an interesting conversaion.
"You know, it's funny that if I invited you to my cottage in the forest, it's all nice and cozy but if I take you to my hut in the woods, you're dead." James said.
"Yeah" Peter said "it's just like butt dial and booty call."

"How about this one" Sirius said with a grin, "father, I have sinned or..." Sirius made eyecontact with Remus " daddy, I have been naughty."
Remus spits out the tea he was drinking while the whole table burst into Laughter.

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Ok this one is short, like, really short but i thought it was funny. I found the idea on pinterest and I honestly couldn't stop laughing while writing this.

I hope you enjoy, much love
- author.

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