Jegulus and wolfstar oneshots

Atlantis

"Wow, never thought i'd crash my own funeral." Regulus said calmly while standing behind James.
James turned around with a look of pure horror on his face. "Regulus, what the fuck are you doing here!" James yelled out in horror. "You died." "Yeah well, it didn't stick." Regulus answered while walking away, motioning for James to follow him. James reluctantly did.

Once they where settled somewhere discreet, James demanded some explaining. "You died Regulus, you drowned, how the fuck are you here." James asked confused and angry. He had mourned about the loss of his lover, while he was alive.

"I faked my own death, i needed some me time to handle things, you don't think the dark lord died of old age did ya?"
James stared at him with his moth wide open. "You killed voldemort?" He asked shocked. Regulus nodded while sipping from his drink nonchalantly. "How did you even fake your death, it's not like you stayed hidden did you?"

"When someone got nosy, i just, ya know, shot them." Regulus said as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

"Shot them?" James exclaimed.

"Politely" Regulus answered.

"You're a psycopath." James mumbled

"I prefer creative."

"I don't know if i want to kiss you or shove you of a bridge."

"... can i pick?"

"Come here." James said while opening his arms for Regulus as a sign to come hug him, and so he did. Regulus kind of attacked him in a bone crushing hug and wrapped his legs around James' legs.

"You're crushing my femur." James groaned.

"You don't even know where your femur is." Regulus mumbled in James' shoulder.

"You know you're my favorite right?" James asked.

"I better be."

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