America's POV:
I wuv Germany 🇧🇷😙😍🥰😘🥺😊☺️ UwU UwU 👉👈🥺 H-hwe betters l-lovw mweh 😡😠🤬😡😠😭😭🤪🤤😪 D-dwie h-hawrd is a c-cwistmwas mwoive 🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴😪😲 G-Gwermany-chwan 🇰🇭 w-walked u-uwp t-to m-mwehw! 🤤🤭🫢🤗😚😙🥰😘😍🤪😜😆😘😛😋🥵😳💅 H-hwe p-pwunched m-mewh in d-dwa f-face!! 😣😔😞😕🙁☹️😖😟😩😫😭😢😮😧😦😯🥱😱 I f-fweel s-swo honered!!🥵🥺🥺☹️😞😔🥸🤤 G-gemanwy-sama 🇨🇱 p-pwunched m-mwe i-in d-dwa f-fwace!!
Germany's POV:
I hate America 🇱🇷 so much!! 😡😡😡😡 He's a FRICKING furry!! 😾😾😾🙀🙀😾😺😽 But I kinda like him though 🤤😜🤪😝😛 America~ 🇨🇳👉👈 I walked into the dorm that I shared with America 🥄🫠🫣🤭🫢🤪🤪😜😝 I saw him twerking on top of the kitchen counters 😋🥺😢😣😔🥵😜😜🤪🤣😂😅🥹😄😊😊😇😘😍😍 I wanted to join him, but it would be weird😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 So I walked to my room and recorded it secretly 😋🥰😘😍😘😜🤪😛😝😋😋😩😫🤣😂🤭🫢🤤
America's POV:
I-I s-saw GEMANWY-CHANY 🇨🇴 recowding m-mwe!! 😘🥰😍😚😋😛🙂😇😍😚😇😪😪🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵😦😧😍😆😁😄🫣🤭🫢😱🤯🤯 A-Amewica-sama~ 🍔 i-is exwited!! 🥺🥺 UwU OwO 👉👈🥺🥺 B-bwut s-swadly I-I h-hwad t-to s-stwop t-twewking........ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😣😣😣😔😖😖😣☹️☹️🙁😕😕😟😔😓😥😰😨😨😰😓🤤🤐😵 I-I walked o-ovwer t-to m-my r-rwoom. 😨😰😨😰😥😥😰😨😰😥😱😱😭😣😔☹️😔🙁😔😒😞😖😖😖😭😭😭😰😰😨😨😨😨😰😱😱😭😭 UwU~~~~~~~~ 😻😻😽😽😺😺😾😪😴🤤😴🫶
Geemany's POV:
America 💩 🤡🤤🤪😜😛😝 He stopped twerking 😭😭😢😩😫😰😰😥😨😓😔😞🥲😔😔😞😏😒☹️🙁😕🙁😣😭😭😭😭😭😭😱🤯🤤🤤😵💫😦😯😧😲😲😮😦😦🤕👿 Grrr BARK BARK BARK BARK 👹👹👹👺👺👺😡😡😡😡😡😡😎🤤👹👹👺☠️ I saw him c-crying!! 😨😰😥😰😨😨😰😥😰😢😭😭😱😱🤯🤯😱😨😨😰😥🤤 I barged into his room without knocking. He was bawling his poor eyes out. 😡😤😠😭😭😭😢😢😨😨😨😰😓🤤😧🙁😣😣🙁😭😭😕🙁😖😣😔😔😔😞😫😩🥺🥺😭😭🤯😱😱🤯
" WHAT'S WRONG BABA- I MEAN AMERICA 🇨🇦!!!! " I asked him with a panicked tone. 😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😢😢😓🫢🤤🤤😪😪😪😪😦😦😦😦😢😢🥺🥺😩😩😫😫😫😫😫😫😩😩😩😩😂😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😉😉😚😚😚🥰🥰😍😍😓😓😓😓😓😥😥😥🤤🤤🤤😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😓😓😓😓😓😥😥😰😰😰😨😨😨😨😨😨😣😣😖😖😖😢😭😭😭
I can't stand to see America like this. I need to do something. 🍨🍷🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍴🧂🧂🧂🥺🥺😭😭😭🤩🤩😪🤤🤤🤤😔😞☹️🤥😣🤥😔🤥😔😑😔🫤😞😑🤥☹️☹️ GRRR BARK BARK BARK MEOW 🐱😡😡😡😡😬🤤🤤👺👺👺👹👹 WHO DID THIS TO YOU!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 I will find them and kill them.. (Germany you did this)
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AcakMy cousin, who I share this account with forced me to write this. ( @TheFandomConnector ) Sooo, this is satire. Don't take any of this seriously. I didn't wanna write this, as you probably don't wanna read this. I'll probably make a non satire versi...
