Kerrigans POV:
When I place the basket on the chair Calcifer blows a raspberry at me I look to see my hat leaning against the chair
Me: oh there's my hat..!
I say and grab it putting it behind the basket on the chair grabbing the pan and pulling my shawl up
Me: alright Calcifer let's get cooking...
I say and go to put the pan on top of his flames
Calcifer: I DON'T COOK! I'm a scary and powerful fire demon!!
He says while sticking a flame out of his mouth which I presumed it was his tongue
Me: how about I splash some nice cold water on you? Or maybe I should tell Howl about our deal..?
Calcifer: oh-! Stupid me..! I NEVER should've let you in here!
Me: so what'll it be..?
I say placing the pan over him until he finally submits and is under the pan
Me: that's it! good fire..!
Calcifer: here's another curse for ya... May all your bacon burn..!
Markl: he's listening to what she says!
I hear the small child mutter
Me: I never got your name by the way...
Markl: oh-! My names Narkl..!
Me: that's a nice name Markl!
He nods and just continued to watch me cook the bacon
Me: ya know I think I'd like some tea with breakfast as well... Do you have a kettle Markl..?
Markl: yeah sure!
He says and gets up from the table over to the area filled with dishes and silverware most of them dirty
Calcifer: hey, hey, hey-! What are you doing?! Don't get the kettle! Who's side are you on anyways..? Markl, Markl!
Suddenly I hear the door open all three of look over to see someone enter the house the dial was on the color black I quickly look back to the pan
Markl: master Howl-! The kings messengers were here..! They said you have to report to the palace as both Pendragon and Jenkins!
Howl keeps walking towards me and Calcifer I take one glance seeing the man who saved me
Howl: Calcifer..? Your being so obedient...
Calcifer: not on purpose this woman bullied me!
I chuckle softly and shake my head
Howl: not just any body can do that..! and you are-..?
Me: you can just call me grandma Kerrigan! I'm your new cleaning lady... Calcifer hired me I just started today..!
Howl: give that to me...
He says and takes the pan from me
Gow: hand me two more slices of that bacon and six eggs..!
I nod and grab the bacon first handing it to him he places it in the pan as I lift the dish of bacon to grab the six eggs handing him one at a time
Howl: so Calcifer hired you?
Me: yes because he said he didn't like how dirty it was in here..!
Howl: I see... Markl get the plates!
Calcifer: wait a second you all are going to eat while I do all the work?!
Calcifer said making his flames bigger again
Markl: come have some breakfast Kerrigan!
Markl says I nod and go to sit across from Hiwl brushing siem crumbs off of the table
Markl: which do you want??
Markl says I look up to see two spoons and a fork
Markl: you can only have one cause the rest are dirty..!
I take the spoon and clean some of the grime off of it with my hand
Me: looks like ive got my work cut out for me...
I place it down next to my plate and look up to see Ray cutting bread
Howl: bread Markl..?
Markl: thanks!
He cuts another slice and hands it to me
Howl: Kerrigan..?
Me: yes thank you...
I say and take the slice of bread
Howl: enjoy..! Bon appétit!
Markl: bon appétit..!
He says holding up their cups I nod and hold up my own before placing it down again
Markl: I can't remember the last time we had a real breakfast!
I look at Markl to see him stuffing his face with the eggs
Me: even the manners in this house are disgusting...
Howl: so Kerrigan..!
He asked and I drop my food back onto my plate
Howl: what do you have hidden there in your pocket?
Me: huh-..
I felt where my pocket was and pulled out a red piece of paper 'I'd hate to but I gotta do it'
Me: what's this..?
Howl: give it here!
I hand it over only for it to make a slight spark and a symbol appears on the table
Markl: scorch marks-! What does it say Howl?!
Howl: that is ancient sorcery and quite powerful to..!
Markl: it's from the witch of the waste-?!
Howl: "you who have swallowed a shooting star you heartless man your heart shall soon be mine..." Can't be good for the table-..
He says and places his hand on top of the scorch mark and slowly glides it across the table
Markl: wow... It's gone!
Howl: the mark may be gone but the spell is still there..! Excuse me please continue eating...
He says picking up his plate and dumping his food into Calcifers mouth
Howl: Calcifer move the castle sixty miles to the west!
He then places his plate down again and rushes upstairs
Howl: and while your at it run some hot water for my bath..!
He says already up the stairs when Calcifer says
Calcifer: fine like moving the castle isn't hard enough...
Markl looks at me with a suspicious gaze and asks
Markl: your not working for the witch of the waste are?
And I snapped shouting at Maekl
Me: I WOULD NEVER WORK FOR THAT WITCH SHES THE ONE WHO-!
I couldn't finish 'DAMN IT that's right I can't tell anyone about my curse!' I slam my fists on the table and shout
Me: IF I EVER SEE HER AGAIN IM GONNA STRANGLE HER BY HER FAT NECK!! Finish your breakfast!
I say and shove spoonfuls of food in my mouth after eating I started cleaning sweeping everywhere from floors to the ceiling
Me: I've had enough of this-.. You bugs better run before I bite your heads off..!
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Howls Moving Castle (OC au)
Fanfictionthis is Howls Moving Castle but Kerrigan is Sophie who'd a thought right? don't worry we will make one with (Y/N) as well but for now let Kerrigan have a turn Starring... Kerrigan as Sophie Howl Calcifer Markl Turnip head Witch Of the Waste/Elizabet...
