Hogwarts Romance

Voicemails/Phone Fails

Warnings: swearing

Bill Weasley

    Bill wasn't a big fan of using the telephone, but he'd use it in a pinch. Like when he's in a public place, around muggles, and needs to speak to you.
    You are usually quite good at answering your phone for him, but on the occasion that you don't, Bill has no problem with leaving you a message. They're usually short and to the point, but cute nonetheless.
    For example: "Hi, love. I guess you're busy right now. I was just wondering what you wanted for dinner tonight. Call me back when you get this, please."

Fred Weasley

    We all know that Fred is a genius, so he got the hang of using cell phones quite quickly; which is both a blessing and a curse. You loved that he could contact you easily, but the convenience could also be quite annoying. He would call all the time.
    It wasn't that he was being possessive or anything, he just loved using the phone. And he took advantage of it. After the fifth call in the past hour, you stopped answering. You had other things to do.
    Being sent to voicemail didn't curb his enthusiasm, however, and he would leave you a message each time. They'd usually go something like this:
    "Hello, darling! You've stopped answering your phone, but luckily I can just leave you a message! I wanted to tell you about a great idea I just had! I was thinking that George and I could create some accessories for phones, like a voice distorter or something. You could attach it to the phone and whenever you call someone it will translate your voice into Mermish so all the other person would hear are those awful screechy sounds the merpeople make. You know, like the ones from Harry's golden egg? Don't you think that would be a riot? Alright, talk soon, darling!"

George Weasley