South Park Oneshots

Starks Pond

Craig Tucker, currently in his last class of the day, waiting for the period to end. He was still thinking about what to do for him and his boyfriend, Tweek, 3rd anniversary. It was his turn to think of something this year and he still hadn't fully thought about it. He was thinking they could go out camping, but that was too much to plan in one day. He started giggling to himself in class as he pictured what Tweek's reaction might be to saying they were going camping. Tweek would probably be so worried about everything, it wouldn't even be a fun time for him honestly. "What is so amusing to you about arithmetic Craig, hmm?" Mr. Mackey, the school counselor and coincidentally his teacher, asked. Craig just flipped him off and went back to thinking. He had to come up with a better idea. At the end of the period he had finally decided what to do.

Craig raced back to his house, knowing that his blonde haired boyfriend would already be there.  Tweeks parents were gone on a business trip, so he had asked Tweek to stay over. When he arrived he opened the door to his room and there he was, Tweek petting Stripe #5 and playing games on his phone. Tweek didn't seem to notice Craig's abrupt entrance, the raven just figured he was too focused on his game. 

"Hey Honey," Craig said, slowly approaching Tweek and putting his stuff away in the process.

"Hey Craig." Tweek said in his usual scratchy voice, looking up from his phone. "I didn't hear you get here, how was math with Mr. Mackey?"

Craig took off his shoes and jumped onto his bed, which in response, Tweek twitched a bit. "It was horrible, his voice still annoys me. But what have you been doing Tweek?"

"Nothing really, just waiting for you and petting Stripe. I can't get past this stupid boss though." Tweek responded, pointing at his phone. 

Craig let out a giggle in response and asked sarcastically, "So do you have anything planned for our anniversary?".

Tweek didn't realize he was being sarcastic and freaked out."W-was I supposed too? I thought it was your turn!? I'm really sorry if I forgot.."

Craig's eyes immediately widened and he apologized for what he did wrong. "Sorry babe, I was being sarcastic, it's my turn this year and I already have it planned, don't worry."

Tweek seemed to calm down. "Oh man! Sorry for freaking out Craig."

It's fine Tweek it was my fault. Wanna watch a movie?"

"Sure. You pick though, picking movies is too much pressure for me!" 

"Of course honey."

Craig picked a movie that he knew they would both enjoy and started to lean in closer to Tweek, showing him that he was planning to hug him, he had been trying to be more touchy this year, Tweek still wasn't used to it but he had assured him that it was fine.

"After we finish watching the movie let's go to sleep." Tweek said as he yawned. "Alright." Craig agreed. They finished watching the movie and Tweek started to talk about the horrible effects, Craig agreed, explaining to his boyfriend that the movies depiction of space was totally wrong.The couple ended their conversation, and Craig yawned. "Let's go to sleep now, I'm tired." Craig said, wrapping his arms around Tweek, he was surprised to see that Tweek did the same. "Yeah..goodnight Craig."
"Good night honey."

Tweek was the first to wake up, he was so excited I could barely sleep last night, which wasn't that unusual, he barely got any sleep at his parents house. Craig was going to surprise him with a gift...or something. Tweek didn't actually know what it was. Usually Tweek gets stressed
out with surprises, but since it was Craig, well Tweek trusted him, so he knew Craig wouldn't do anything to hurt him.