South Park Oneshots

Bebes antics

Stan and Kyle are both in twelfth grade, so they're about 17-18 years old. :)

Kyle and Stan had been dating for a few months now. The only problem was that they hadn't told anybody yet, and that made them seem available. Most people would talk to Stan but Bebe had gotten a special interest in Kyle. Stan didn't like to think he was a jealous person, mostly towards his super best friend since 3rd grade.

Stan sat outside, with a small group of people, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters, were the only people with him. He was looking for his boyfriend, Kyle, but he didn't want it to seem like a big deal so he just twisted and turned his head once in a while to scan the top of people's heads.

"Dude, where's the Jew boy?" Cartman said. The group looked at him in confusion as to why he was asking such an abnormal question, for Cartman at least.

"What do you miss him?" Kenny said, who had his parka off, around 11th grade he decided to show his hair more often, and Butters would usually help Kenny make it look neater.

"N-no why would I miss him! It's just weird without him here, nobody to make fun of, and he hasn't been here for over a week." Cartman finished.

Cartman was right, Kyle hadn't been coming to eat lunch with them in their usual secluded area. Stan had asked him about it, and Kyle just answered with, 'It's Bebe dude.' He missed having his super best friends presence with him and the group they had been in since they were kids.

Lunch ended and Stan quickly got up to go to his next classroom, which he shared with Kyle.

While walking to his class he spotted Kyles beautiful red locks covering up part of his face. He was about to go fix them for him, but he noticed that Bebe hurriedly went before, almost forcing Stan out of the way to go fix them. Stan slowly kept walking towards Kyle, meeting his gaze. Kyle took a small glance towards Stan and gave an awkward smile as Bebe was grabbing onto his shoulders to fix the redheads hair.

Stan could tell Bebe wanted him, but he couldn't say anything, he just angrily stared at her. She seemed to notice because the next thing she did was give Stan an evil smirk and hug Kyle tightly, to which Kyle uncomfortably reciprocated.

After Bebe left, Stan quickly put his arms around Kyles shoulders, not wanting anyone to take him away.

"Hey dude!" Kyle said with a smile as he put his arms around Stan's waist.

"Hey! So...what happened this time?" Stan asked, trying to sound casual.

"Nothing much, same thing as always, she tried flirting with me and I couldn't get away." Kyle sighed.

"I miss you coming to our little spot y'know, even Cartman misses you." Stan muttered, looking down to his feet.

"I want to go! But Bebe just can't take a hint, she's been telling people that me and her look cute together and shit like that."

"Dude!" Stan said bitterly, not hiding his jealousy. "Tell her to piss off or something, maybe then she'll leave you alone."

Kyle laughed at his boyfriend's jealousy, "Your so cute when you're jealous." Kyle paused, "But yeah, I've tried being passive aggressive with her, even some of her friends tell her to just leave me alone."

"Boys come here quick! It's been five minutes since class has started and you still haven't found your way to class!? You will both get detention after school!" A teacher yelled across the hallway, stomping towards them. Both boys had just noticed that they had been talking for a long time. The teacher handed them a paper and told them to head back to class.