South Park Oneshots

Space Au

(I LOVED THIS AU SMMM)

"August 13, 2034, the first Spaceship that will be sent to Mars. On it are Anita Johnson, Colin Miller, Sophia Khan, and lastly, Noah Martinez."
"3,"
Craig's eyes were glued to the screen, this was the first time he would ever see a spaceship in action, well at least on a screen.
"2,"
Now everyone in his family was staring at the TV, even his mom who was carrying his little sister, Tricia.
"1!"
Craig stared at the screen, making sure to capture ever little bit in his mind, his eyes seemed to glow just by seeing this, from this day forward, he knew what his destiny was. He would become an Astronaut.

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Tweek, he hated the sound of his own name. He hated the fact that in this planet, everyone names correlated with their personalities. Tweek hated that, everyone knew he was a spaz just by knowing his name, it felt so, revealing, like he couldn't have any privacy. Ever since he was young people refused to play with him, hang out with him, party with him, or even work with him, all because of his name. That stupid dumb name. Nobody wanted to be associated with a person like Tweek, who just caused trouble and was too clumsy for people. That's why, Tweek decided a long time ago that he would leave his home planet, and go live alone, where he could live peacefully, without people. Or, maybe he could find a planet that people wouldn't judge him for his name, or for the fact he was green.

He remembered once hearing about a planet, a strange wonderful beatiful planet, that nobody judged you for being a Different color, where nobody would make fun of you for being a little different, where everyone was equal. Well, truth is, it was just some old fairy tale. Earth was the name of the planet, most people knew about it. When it first emerged the galaxy had very high hopes for it, but shortly after, everyone Realized what they said was false, poeple of different genders, gender ethnicity, DIFFERENT body's, different language, different cultures, different skin tone, different clothes, different homes, different preferences, different religions, they didn't get the same treatment as other people. No body was fair in that world, and the hopes and dreams people had about it, slowly crashed to the ground, including Tweeks.

Everyone in the galaxy was disappointed, and hated all of earths residents for it, and anyone who stood up for them was immediately considered a traitor. People kept a close eye on Earth, it was a planet that had died in everyone's eyes. In a few more centuries their wouldn't be an Earth. Tweek never understood why nobody tried to help Earth, maybe it was the distance from Earth to his home planet, or maybe because everyone liked to make fun of humans, Earths main inhabitants. In Tweeks child mind, earth could still be saved, not everyone on Earth was horrible, what about the children, who are just like him? Would they get punished too?

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"Are you sure Craig would be able to do it?" Tolkien asked Clyde,
"It's Craig, ease up, he could do anything if he's passionate about it." Clyde answered.
Jimmy walked up to the duo, which he overheard speaking. "Yeah, Craig has pretty much b-b-been in l-love with space ever since he was a k-k-kid."

Craig had recently gotten a job at NASA, it was his dream job. He had been studying for it his whole life, and now at the ripe age of 23, he had finally gotten it. He was going to space. 

He had been packing for a while, he couldn't take much, but he was planning to secretly take his pet, Stripes. That was all he needed for the trip.

He walked towards his parents house, to say goodbye to them, who knows, what if he never saw them again?

Craigs family was sitting down in the couch, waiting for Craig as he finally entered. Craig's mom immediately gave him a giant hug, "Craig, you better reach your dream, I wish you the best and I love you very, very much." She whispered into his ears, he could feel his moms tears leave a wet spot on his shoulder. "I love you too mom, and I promise I'll reach it." She smiled at her sympathetically.

Next it was his dad, he never approved of this whole, "space thingy" of Craigs, but he still wanted to support him. "Good job Craig, you did it. Now it's time for you to complete your job, make the world better for us Craig." He went in for a hug, it was awkward but Craig didn't seem to mind.

Tricia was last, "Craig, you better not die." She said, flipping him off and holding back her tears. This time, he went in for a hug, "Sorry I won't be there for your graduation." He whispered into her ear. She immediately tightened the hug and buried her head into his neck.

He gave his final goodbye's to his family and headed out the door. Along the way he met his friend group, he had been friends with almost all of them since he had dreamed of being an astronaut. Clyde was already bawling his eyes out, while Tolkien was trying to calm him down. Clyde had always been the most sentimental from the group. "I'll miss you Craig," Clyde said through tears, giving Craig a big hug, slowly the rest of the guys went in for a hug too, alsmot flipping Craig over.

Other than those two groups of people, Craig wasn't that close to anyone else, he never formed any other relationships, or new friendships with other people, he liked living a simple life. The one time he had ever formed a somewhat relationship was with this kid named Tomas, but shortly after he confessed his feeling to him, he went away. The last people to say goodbye to him were Cartmans friend group, who didn't say much.

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It was just like Craig