--Ally's POV--
Ryan woke me up three times the night we came from the hospital. Zayn being the lazy dad didn't get up. I changed who knows how many diapers, warmed up sixty million bottles, and stubbed my toe on the coffee table in the living room ten times trying to find the diaper bag.
"Oh I will get you back." I said to Ryan. We were eating breakfast and he was sitting in his carrier or whatever. He smiled at me like it was the funniest thing in the world. His eyes haven't opened yet but the doctor predicted that they would open today or tomorrow.
"What are you talking about?" Zayn asked.
"Oh nothing.. just the things I had to do while you slept your lazy bum off." I said.
"Hey! Sleeping does the body good." He replied.
"How did I know you were going to give me a smart ass remark?" I asked him.
"Because you know and love me so much." He answered.
"No that's not it." I said teasingly.
"What you don't love me?" He asked all fake dramatically.
"No, no I don't." I said smiling. I earned a fake gasp from Louis and Zayn fake sniffled.
"Fine then we are over!" He dramatically said turning his head away from me and crossing his arms around his chest.
"Fine." I said.
"Fine." He countered.
"I didn't even love you." I joked.
"Okay that is too far." He said pulling me into a kiss.
"Eeeggk..." Louis said.
"Uh huh... you just mad because you don't have Eleanor with you right now." I said.
"She is doing a photo shoot in America by the way so you can shush." He said like the sassy queen he is.
"No you shush." I said.
"No you!" He said.
"No you Peasant!" I said.
"I. Am. Not. The. Peasant!" He yelled.
"Well you certainly are not the queen!" I countered.
"I. Am. The. Queen!" He yelled.
"The Queen of Bullshit!" I countered. During this whole argument Harry, Niall, Liam, and Zayn stayed quiet enjoying the show. When I called Louis the Queen of Bullshit Harry looked at me with bewilderment in his eyes.
"Hey! He is MY Queen of Bullshit!" He yelled.
"Then you can be the Queen of Bullshit as well!" I said.
"Yeah!" He said.i started to laugh when I saw Zayn with wide eyes. He was covering Ryan's ears.
"Watch the language we have a baby in the room." He fake scolded.
"Oh. Sorry Zayn." I pouted.
"You are forgiven but you have to give me a kiss." He said.
"No way!" I fake shrieked like when we first met.
"Pwease?" He said in a baby voice and pouted.
"Fine." I said and pecked him on the lips.
"That doesn't count!" He yelled
"Oh yes it does." I said.
"Nuh uh!" He said.
"Shut up and eat your breakfast." I said.
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New Family, New Step-Brother, and Zayn (Zayn Malik Fan Fic)
FanfictionWhen Allison Parker's mother decided she has had enough with her husband she takes Ally to live with a new boy toy. Ally moves in with Liam Payne and his father. When Ally starts to grow feelings for Zayn Malik things get intimate. Something happens...
