New Family, New Step-Brother, and Zayn (Zayn Malik Fan Fic)

Chapter 29: Jesus!

A figure emerged....

"JESUS ZAYN! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!" I yelled, holding my heart in fear.

"Gah, I'm sorry. I was supposed to call you but when I got there some fucking idiot jumped in front of my car and scared the shit out of me, I fucking dropped my phone in a cup of old soda I had in the car. Then, I got in the house and Niall was stumbling down the damn stairs and when we were around the corner he said he had to puke so I rushed in here and he's in the bathroom fucking sick. Look at my damn shirt, I was carrying him, knocked down all the fucking furniture, broke the fucking vases and have puke all over my damn shirt." He ranted, throwing his hands up a couple times to show how angry he was.

"Alright Ryan! Come on out baby, it was just Daddy and Uncle Niall being an idiot." I called to him.

"Daddy's home!" Ryan yelled bounding down the stairs.

"Yeah buddy. Don't hug me, I'm fucking filthy." Zayn said.

"Yeah go change Zayn that's so disgusting." I said. He nodded his head and bounded up the stairs.

"Don't put that shirt with the rest of the clothes!" I called to him.

"Daddy said a bad word." Ryan whispered.

"I know." I chuckled. I walked over to check on Niall whose head was in the toilet bowl making a disgusting sound.

"Alright Ryan, let's put you to bed. I feel like a bad Mom keeping you up this late. You'll be so tired tomorrow. Mommy's sleeping in, so can you." I said, as I was walking up the stairs, Ryan holding on to me.

"YAY!" He exclaimed.

"Shh baby we have neighbors." I said.

"Oh sorry." He said putting a hand on his mouth.

I tucked him back into bed and walked across the hall to the room I shared with Zayn.

"I don't like this shirt. I just never wanted to tell Louis, now I don't have to." Zayn said tossing the thing in the hamper.

"Zayn! What did I tell you?" I whined, walking to the hamper and grabbing the shirt.

"Ally I wouldn't..." He warned but it had already gotten all over my hand.

"Aw man." I whined keeping my hand at hip level far away from me.

I ran to the bathroom to wash it off of my hands but the smell was still there. I grabbed my scented hand sanitizer and rubbed it all over my hand, up my arm and around my neck.

"That wasn't funny Zayn." I said when he was shaking his head laughing.

"Yes it was." He managed to say.

"No, no it wasn't." I said, unamused.

"Aw babe come on. It was." Zayn said.

"If you had listened to me it wouldn't have happened." I said.

"I know, I'm sorry." He said walking up to me with open arms, giving me a kiss on my forehead.

"It wasn't funny." I muttered, descending the stairs to give Niall a drink of water.

I walked over to the bathroom first to make sure he was done puking but no, he wasn't .

"Damn how much did he have to drink?!" I asked.

"By the time I left, he had drank enough to get us both drunk." Zayn said.

"Jesus! Zayn he can get alcohol poisoning!" I said.