Gabriel: Hello, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to this new radio show that Cecily thought would be a good idea to make. This is episode one.
Cecily: Come on, Gabe. They don't know who we are, yet!
Gabriel: Gabe? Nevermind. So, people. We all have names, and mine is NOT Gabe. So, without further ado, we shall introduce ourselves. I am Gabriel Lightwood. Cecily?
Cecily: I am Cecily Lightwood.
Gideon: I'm Gabriel's older brother, Gideon Lightwood.
Sophie: And I'm Sophie Lightwood.
Gabriel: So, yeah. That's us. All Lightwoods, you may notice. If you haven't I must say that you aren't too bright.
Cecily, Sophie, and Gideon in unison: GABRIEL!
Gabriel: What? Oh, right. Today we will talk about HORSES! Theme chosen by Cecily.
Cecily: Yes, I did choose it. So, there are many breeds of horses, all of which are beautiful and amazing.
Gabriel: Cecy, darling, don't you think we shouldn't go by opinions rather than facts?
Cecily: Oh, but it is a fact. Gideon, you may continue.
Gideon: Right. So, you must be careful of horses, for if you fall off you may break bones or get trampled. They may have rather small feet, but trust me, it hurts.
Sophie: Gideon, have you been trampled? You speak of it as if you have.
Gideon, quickly: No! Of course not!
Gabriel, grinning: Very nice, now Sophie shall speak her claim on these animals.
Sophie: Okay. So, us Shadowhunters have two horses, actually. Balios and Xanthos. Herondales tend to love horses. Cecily, why is that?
Cecily: What does this have to do with the show?
Sophie: Well it involves horses, right?
Gideon: Soph is great right.
Cecily: Fine. I know not why we Herondales love horses other than the fact that horses are awesome.
Gabriel: But, Cecily. You're not a Herondale anymore. . .
Cecily: Oh, right. Sophie can continue now. . .
Sophie: Great. Balios is the fastest horse in London. Probably England, actually. He can run for much longer than ordinary horses. He is black in color.
Gabriel: Right, right! Now I will talk. So, horses can be many colors, such as chestnut, black, gray, white, brown, et cetera. They can be dappled, spotted, striped, et cetera.
Cecily: Actually, people. Horses can not be striped. That's zebras and zorses. Or zonies, whatever you wanna call 'em.
Gabriel: Yes, but zorses are half horse, that counts.
Cecily: No, it really doesn't.
Gabriel: And now Gideon will sing a song about horses!
Gideon: What? I didn't sign up for this!
Gabriel: Do it.
Gideon: No!
Sophie: Come on, Gideon. You can do it!
Gideon: Okay.
Horses are mean
Very lean
Many horses have I seen
Spotted,
Dotted,
Some look like they were jotted
Horses run!
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Da Lightwood Radio Show
FanfictionOkay, so I had to make a radio show for school, so I decided to make a Lightwood one. So, Cecily had an idea to make a radio show, and Gabriel, Gideon, and Sophie agreed and this is the result. Each episode has at least one song, and a different the...
