Yo wazzup guys! Have you ever drank something shitty before and because of that you spit it out. Yep! While I'm making this chapter my big bro gave me a green juice since he loved making juices. He said he made it with love and care but when I stared at the drink it gave of an aura that says 'Drink me and You'll recieve death instantly' but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it.
The moment it hits my tastebuds. It absolutely taste like shit or more exactly really bitter and unapetizing drink! Sorry big bro but it taste like shit. I accidentally spit it out and coughed.
Me:what did you put in this?
Big bro: let's see ampalaya, monggo and pineapple!
Me:*throws the drink away* Ugh! Why did you put the bitterness of nature inside a cup. I was totally looking foward to dinner...
Big bro: hey! I made that with love!
Me: I can't quite see the love in it *goes back to writting*
Big bro:*gets angry and walks away*
3 minutes later....
Oh! I know! I'll call her. I got out my phone and started dialing her number when. Titan snatched my phone away.
"You SPAWN OF SATAN!!! Nuuu!!! My Clash of Clans!!! uh I mean Yui!!!" I screamed as he crushed my phone in to pieces. I went to a random corner and started drawing circles. Everybody sweatdropped at my actions.
"I was already level 80 there..." I sniffed as Mr. Penquin carried me bridal style as I sucked thumb. I kinda look like a Kawaii Babeh!
-(You look kinky rather than cute actually)-
((Shut up))
"Eri, you really need to stop being a baby. Be searious sometimes or else nobody will take you seriously..."
"But Imma tuff tootin baby I can dance like a man~ I can shake mah butt and shakin mah jam~ Imma tuff tootin baby I can punch all your buns~ I can punch all your buns~ If your an evil b*tch I can kill you for FUN!~" I sang as he sighed.
"Your mouth will get in trouble someday..."
-(Yeah! I'm soo ashamed to be your conscience)-
((Hey!))
-(TA~Ta)-
"Don't tell me your going to wash my mouth with soap."
"Actually! When you said that... I am going to wash your mouth with soap!"
"Wait! What!?! That was just a JOKE!!! NUUU!!"
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I AM SOO HUNGREH!!!! I walked through the plain hallways looking for his room.
I wish Kanato was here. I'll steal all of his sweets in a gipy.
"What are you doing here, Eri-san?" I heard the same emotionless voice. Omg FANGIRLING!!!!
"KU-KUROKO!! KYAAA!!!- Oh it's just you sorry hehehe... I thought you were someone else..." I said.
"Kuroko? Who's that?" He asked timidly.
KYAAA!!! I'M GOING TO CALL HIM TETSUYA #3!!!
"My boyfwiend!" His expression turned serious... "Yep! I'm mentally dating a hot anime character!" And his face was like Dafuq?
"So anyway could you show me to the kitchen cause I am soo hungry and I could die from malnutrition. Sooo yah!"
He sighed timidly. I noticed he had bandages all over his arm. Is he a mummy!?!
"Hey were you born in Egypt or somewhere in middle east?"
"N-"
"How was your life in a tomb? Did someone kill you? Did you marry Cleopatra? Did you-"
"Were here..."
"Thank-" he disappeared. "You...."
I saw Titan laying on the couch. I gues his sleeping. I smell *sniff* *sniff* SUGAR CUBES!
Hehehehe... I slowly crawled towards him. The moment I touched the packet he grabbed my hand and pinned me on the couch again in an awkward position. My hands were above my head and my small legs were between his.
"You shouldn't sneak like that sow." He grinned evilly at me and I returned with a smug smirk.
"Seriously? At least call me something more awesome. My nickname is soo cringe worthy!" He grinned wider and it atarted to look like he's really a titan. When he started to lean foward.
"RAAEEEEP!!!! I'LL CALL THIS ASSAULT!!!! LEVI!!!! KILL THIS NECK-FETISH ON TOP OF MEH!!!! RAEPPPP!!!!" I screamed and thrash my body around.
"Eri stop screaming!" Mr. Penquin's voice boomed in the living room.
"Mr. Penquin you should avoid screaming cause you sound like a dying cat trying to sing an opera!" I heard Titsn chuckle.
"You really are funny. No wonder the Sakamakis alway have a smile on their faces when they see you."
"Huh?" I looked at him in confusion.
"Your not even scared when I do this."
"Do what?"
Without any warning he sunk his fangs in my neck. IT HURTS!!!!!! AFGSGJKHFVJKFH!!!!
"Ow! You bastard get off of meh!!!!" I kicked his nuts. HE DUDN'T EVEN FLINCH!?!
"Your blood taste amazing than your sister's and by the way I knew you would kick me their but too bad I have a protection."
"What? Wait... YOU BIT YUI!"
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I cracked my knuckles when I was done kicking his ass.
Then Tetsuya #3 appeared holding a knife while talking. What?
"Hey Tetsuya #3 why are you holding a knife and who are you talking too?
"Hello Eve, Justin and I were talking about fun stuff..."
"Who's Justin? Wait do you mean Justin Beiver? Ditch that dude! I thought you were better than that!"
He looked at me in a confusing manner then I walked away.
I was now being FORCED to drink the juice by my brother so yep. I didn't eat dinner ;-; and the taste is still evident. ;-;
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