[Diabolik Lovers Fanfiction]
(Currently Revising)
The night is still young for a funny and bubbly girl, as a child she had many secrets lurking beneath her bright eyes and only 25% has been only revealed in this book. DATS RIGHT! I AM SECRETLY LIKE...
ATTENTION:FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN DYING TO SEE A PICTURE OF RUKI AND REIJI MAKING LOVE! I GOT THE CLOSEST PICTURE I COULD FIND! Just imagine it Yaoi fans ;)
I roamed around the mansion with nothing else to do.
Ugh! So boring! Then it hit me. This is the perfect time to get revenge on Sebastian. I quickly search things for my plan.
I saw Ayato pinning Yui as I get my materials. I ran to them and kick MTH the stomach as he let out an 'omph'.
"Oi! How dar-"
IGNORED
"So Yui! Can you help me set up this prank in Sebastian's room since he's gone out shopping to buy napkins and tampoons cause he's always in his time of the month." I said as Yui kinda looked terrified when I mentioned Sebastian's name. "Don't worry, I'm the master of pranks trust me. It will be a gooooood show." I smirked evilly.
"But, Onee-chan will definetly be hurt if you did something to Reiji-san." Yui retaliated.
"Don't worry, I WAS already hurt by him. So I'm going to return the favor. So tata~" I ran away.
Wait- I don't know where Sebastian's room is. I groaned.
I suddenly heard a beautiful music coming from the door at the left side.
I was mezmerise by it as I opened the door to see man-whore playing it. Dayum! For a slut he has talent!
Oh wait!
"Great Timing! Do you have any fruity posters." I asked.
"I didn't know you were into that stuff~" he smirked.
"Yeah actually, " I said bluntly. "I am go- oh wait nevermind I'll just photoshop Mr. Penquin and Seb making love Kyaaa." I ran out of the room leaving man-whore confused about my outburst.
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Finally! I am Done! I set up the last hidden camera. Huehuehue... Comence piss Sebastian!
I heard the door being opened as I quickly went to my room as I start my laptop and click the camera icon as many captions came out.
Huehuehue...
Sebastian walked through the door as he take off his coat. A pie went flying through the air as it aimed his face.
FUCK!
He dodged it! I groaned instead the pie going clashing to his face. Sleeping Beauty appeared out of nowhere and the pie collabed to his face instead. Next!
He entered his room as he dunk and crawled his way in. He saw the clear plastic!
FUCK YOU STUPID VAMPIRE!
"Oi! Rei-" instead MTH's face collabed with the plastic as he entered his room.
NEXT!
Sebastian teleported to who knows where as he suddenly appeared in front of my hidden camera.
"Holy! What the Fuck!" I was startled at his jumpscare.
"Eri, I will punish you and clean this mess up this instant!" He said to the camera. I groaned and attach my microphone cord to speak to him.
"Yo Sebastian! You're back! So How's your man period?" He glared at me as I smirked.
I feel like Jigsaw from the saw only my challenges(pranks) aren't that bloody.
"So anyway-" the screen suddenly went blurr. HE BROKE MY 1000 YEN CAMERA!!!! Noooooo!!!!! You BASTARD
Next!
Nylon strings were attached wall to wall if you touch it your dead(nah not really) cause I sharpened it. Maybe not dead but having a small scratch wouldn't hurt, right?
Sebastian walked as he started doing gymnastics through the hallway making my mouth fall open as I watch him doing this.
He really is Michaelis...
I saw Kanato walking around aimlessly. Oh no! Wait! Kanato! He suddenly cried so loudly as my camera cracked and my ears bleeding.
Next! This is the last prank of the day.
He went inside the kitchen as his knees fell to the ground.
"Noo!!!! My precious babies!!!" He broke into tears.
He saw... Broken... Tea cups... Wow I didn't expect that would work -_-...
I press the enter button as a poster appeared in front with confetties and sparkles.
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The poster was about him on top of Mr. Penquin while kissing him passionately. BUWAWAWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
