hagsquad groupchat

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MEMBERS: Young Raine (R4in3y.day), Old Raine (Rainestorm), Young Darius(th30neand0nlyDar1us), Young Eda(@g00fyl1ttl3g1ng3r), Young Lillith (@blu3.ha1r.and,pr0n0uns), Young Alador (@Alabomdor_1), Group name: Changes all the time lmao, currently: Gay Freaks, Group pfp:

and,pr0n0uns), Young Alador (@Alabomdor_1), Group name: Changes all the time lmao, currently: Gay Freaks, Group pfp:

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none of the hagsquad will have "young" in their name unless it's Raine

Lilith: I dyed my hair lmao

Darius: why?

Lilith: I was bored, also I'm 16 why am I hanging out with a bunch of 2-year-olds

Darius:stfu <3

Lilith: Respect your elders

Darius: no

Lilith:yes

Darius:my fish just drowned

Lilith:he deserved it

Darius::(

Lilith:L

Darius:stfu, you're literary blind

Lilith:and your fish literary drowned

Darius:at least I can still see

Eda:don't you wear glasses?

Darius:stfu Eda

Lilith:at least I have a fish

Darius:stfu

Lilith:no

Darius:yes

Lilith:no

Darius:yes

Lilith:At least my Mum loves me.

Young Raine:oh-

Alador:he's crying

Lilith:wait, he has tear ducts-

Alador:I'm surprised too

Young Raine:Same and he's been living with me for a week

Eda:*replying to "Alador" Alador:I surprised too* same

Lilith:*replying to "Alador" Alador:he's crying* skill issue tbh

Eda:fr

Young Raine:mean >:(

Eda:sowwy 🥺

Lilith:Nah 💀

Eda just bit my arm off

I'm bleeding help

Darius:go to the healing coven

Lilith:no, cause Eda will stick a knife in an outlet to see what would happen

Darius:then bring her with you?!

Lilith:SHE'LL GET PUT DOWN NO

Darius:then, I don't know

Young Raine:Btw Darius I found a puppy you want it?

Darius:sure

Raine:does it look like this?

Raine:does it look like this?

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Young Raine:Uhh- yes???

Raine:Well, Darius lock up all your shampoo and conditioner and baby-proof the house

Darius:okay?

Young Raine:why...

Raine:It'll save Darius from going bald (again), also it'll stop the dog from killing itself every chance it gets

Darius:why though?

Raine:You get cool abomination hair and Eberwolf messes with the stuff you use to clean it and the hair melts on your head and it ruins your actual hair and you have to shave it all off and you become bald

Darius:okay

Young Raine:skill issue tbh

Darius:stfu

Young Raine:you're literally bald in the future

Darius:so are you

Raine:1. rude 2. IT WAS A BAD BARBER

Darius:it's true

Raine:"iT's TrUe" at least my partner didn't leave me for a pig and 100,000,000 snails

Darius:what?

Raine:oh yeah, you and Alador break up and he marries Od*lia

Darius:oh.

Young Raine:SKILL ISSUE

Raine:you also break up with Eda, lmao

Lilith:💀

Raine:you become friends with a weird, tube owl

Lilith:I HATE OWLS

Eda:HEY!

Lilith:I GOT ATTACKED BY 9 WHEN I WAS 5

Eda:L

Lilith:I HOPE YOU DIE!

Eda:help.

Lilith:no.

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