Lindsay: yull nevr guss wha I saww
Courtney: what did you saw?
Lindsay: Christian and chof kissin!!
Justin: they are invading us
Courtney: who?
Justin: ...the gays...
Justin: take note of that ugly twink
Cody: list of homosexuals confirmed in this gc:
- Heather
- Owen
- Gwen
- Courtney
- Bridgette
- Katie
- Sadie
- Chris
- ChefCody: and im not ugly!
DJ: you didnt say you're not a twink tho
Cody: I AM NOT A TWINK
Lindsay: waittt, ar gays invading us?? ar theyy aloens??
Tyler: dont worry babe! im not a gay so i can protect you!
Noah: barbie and ken share less than a brain cell
Heather: do you even know what "gay" is?
Lindsay: jelly saif they werr incading us soo I thonl theyre aliens!!!
Harold: a gay is a boy who is sexually and romantically attracted to boys and only boys
Harold: a lesbian is the same as a gay, only that they're girls attracted romantically and sexually to girls and only girls
Harold: but there are some people that do not experience sexually attraction, they're called asexuals
Lindsay: ooooooh I get it!!
Heather: you do? what a surprise!
Lindsay: does thht means tharrf healthy is a lesbian?? sincc shw s only attracydd to goerls
Heather: congratulations! you understood what lesbian means!
Lindsay: YAYY
Gwen: ik i called you a closeted lesbian but I really thought that you were bi or something since you "liked" Al
Heather: yea well, attraction changes over the time so
Gwen: im glad you found what you like
Heather: stop trying to be nice, i don't like this gwen
Gwen: so you like bad girls?
Gwen: because im bad at everything ;)
Geoff: gwen delete this personality
Gwen: why?
Geoff: I liked personality 1 for you better
Gwen: alright
Izzy: WOOOHOOO, HIII
Izzy: btw im sure Gwen has a thing for Heather, they're like, so lesbians
Lindsay: is therer a wordd for wehn u lok all fenders??
Harold: its called pansexual, gosh!
Lindsay: ooooo so im pansexual!!
Cody: list of homosexuals confirmed in this gc:
- Heather
- Owen
- Gwen
- Courtney
- Bridgette
- Katie
- Sadie
- Chris
- Chef
- LindsayLindsay: but im not homosexual!! im pansdcual!!
DJ: Linds i think that by homosexuals he refers to all members of the lgbtiq+ community
Lindsay: oooooo okay!
Lindsay: rr you homosexual too CD???
DJ: im pansexual and asexual :)
Ezekiel: im asexual too eh!!
Ezekiel: well im arromantic too eh
Cody: who else?
Noah: since everyone is saying what they are, guess im gonna say it too
Noah: im gay, surprise!
Cody: BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT???????????????????
Beth: he cant be straight!! if he were straight noco wouldn't exist!!
Harold: noco is the slash ship between Cody Emmett Jamesone Anderson and Noah Sterecra from the Total Drama show
Leshawna: no one asked, babe
Duncan: listen to your girlfriend and close that mouth of yours, Dorkis
Leshawna: shut up you disrespectful bitch
Beth: OMGGGG, THIS IS SO BULLY X NERD!!
Noah: omg yes bestie!!! Harold and Duncan are so cute together, omg!!
Beth: ikr!!
Beth: but you and emma were so cute together too!
Gwen: "they're so cute together!!" and the couple is literally a lesbian women and a gay man
Noah: ^
Trent: go for it bro
Cody: idk if i should go for it bro
Trent: if he rejects you we can always make out bro
Gwen: are you guys joking when you say to make out?
Cody: sometimes
Courtney: "sometimes" 💀
Duncan: but daddy trent i thought I was the only one...
Duncan: now I know who you pretend I am...
Cody: i know who you pretend i am...
Trent: cody baby, you do the same as me...
Trent: I know who you pretend I am...
Bridgette: DO MI TII
Bridgette: WHY NOT MEEEE
Lindsay: detectuve lindsay is here to solvf the cass!!
Lindsay: ill find oirwho Trenton thinkd whilr makinf out witj candy!
Lindsay: and whu candy tinks whilt malknf out with Trento!
Lindsay: detective Lindsay in action!!!
Chris: will Lindsay find out who Trent thinks while making out with Cody? And Cody while making out with Trent? Find out in the next chapter of Total. Drama. Buddies!
Alejandro: ojalá te mueras capullo
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