Super Duper Cool Dudes + Blaineley
Chris: Oooookay, I need your thoughts on the new cast!
Blaineley: they look pathetic
Chef: they wont last more than three days
Blaineley: plus they're ugly
Chef: we should get DJ back to this season
Chris: that's not gonna happen!
Chris: any GOOD thoughts on the new cast?
Chef: Scary Girl is like Izzy
Chris: thats NOT a good thought!
Blaineley: i should be the host this new season! Im sure the audience will increase if they have someone hot like me as the host!
Chris: people would freak out if they see you on screen
Chef: definitely.
Blaineley: shut it Chris! You're not even that hot!
Chris: you didn't just said that!
Chef: I don't get paid enough for this
Chris: Chef! Who do you think is hotter?
Blaineley: yeah! Let your boyfriend decide, huh?!
Chris: actually, Chef isn't my boyfriend
Blaineley: that was sarcasm
Chris: he's my husband!
Chef: fiance*
Chef: his marriage proposal was awful. He gave me a signed picture of him along with a ring
Chris: yeah, I'm such a narcissistic, but oh! Don't talk about the super fancy restaurant where I took you! Or the five-star hotel that I rented for a couple weeks for ourselves!
Chef: he is such a narcissist sweetie, isn't he?
Blaineley: Absolutely
Chris: im done
Blaineley: so im going to be this season new host, right?
Chris: you'll make a horrible show
Blaineley: of course! let the two biggest psychos on TV history run another international show! Where teens could die!
Chris: but people dont want to see happy teens making out on international tv, they want to see teens living painful challenges! Teens almost dying for a good amount of bucks!
Chef: that's true
Blaineley: BUT!
Chris: will blaineley stop complaining? Will Chef and I be the most popular gay couple on TV? Will these new campers survive the deadly challenges that I got planned? Find out on the new season of Total. Drama!
Chef: Island!
Chris: THAT'S MY LINE
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