Izzy: EVA MADE A NEW FRIEND!
Noah: Eva made her first friend*
DJ: that's cool! Who are they?
Noah: it's that girl-boy thing from one of the seasons of TD
Eva: what are you all saying?
Izzy: OMG HI EVA CAN I ADD YOUR GYM BRO TO THE GC SO WE CAN MEET HER?
Eva: no.
Lindsay: wait! I think I know who you talking to are!
Courtney: at least you learnt how to type properly
Ezekiel: I taught her how to turn on the autocorrector, yo!
Izzy has added Jo to the group chat.
Jo: why the fuck did you add me in this fucking gc with fucking people I don't fucking know?
Jo: and who the fuck are you?
Jo: how the fuck did you get my number?
Courtney: welcome! This is the first generation of all Total Drama cast! Izzy told us you were Eva's friend so we wanted to meet you!
Jo: who te fuck are you?
Courtney: I'm Courtney, I'm a C.I.T
Jo: joking, I know who you all are, I watched all the seasons
Courtney: haha! You're so funny, Jo!
Duncan: stop faking princess, she knows that you're not that polite
Courtney: whatever
Noah: please someone kick out the lovebirds, they're making me sick
Jo: you are the fucking ear-kisser, aren't fucking you?
Noah: no
Cody: yes he is! The one and only ear-kisser!
Noah: Cody stfu
Cody: why dont you come and shut me up? ;)
Jo: do they have some shit going on?
Ezekiel: Cody said that the type of boys he's into are like Noah, so basically he confessed his attraction to Noah, and is obvious that Noah likes him back, but I think they didn't talk about it
Jo: wow
Jo: who the fuck is Cody and who the fuck is Noah?
DJ: Cody=gap boy Noah=ear-kisser
Lindsay: HIII JOHN
Jo: not her
Lindsay: you were the girl with so so so so baaaad makeup, weren't you?
Jo: and you were the personification of the fucking Barbie dolls, weren't you?
Lindsay: thanks Jo!
Gwen: I only went online because Lindsay said a name right-
Trent: Same boat-
Leshawna: you got it, baby girl!
Lindsay: pussy
Duncan: I love pussy
Gwen: same
Gwen: I should get a gf
Duncan: you should get a bf, that homo shit isnt real, just people wanting to bring up attention to them
Geoff: not cool dude
Eva: that was worse than Ezekiel in island.
Ezekiel: I changed!
Gwen: we know, dont worry
Lindsay: that wasn't very nice of you Duncan... .
Duncan: what? I just said the truth, being gay is antinatural
Courtney: this is a hate crime of minor degree, say one more thing hating the LGBTIQ+ community and I'll be calling my lawyers to send you back to juvie.
Gwen: go court!
Bridgette: that's my gf<3!
Jo: why the fuck are y'all hating on him now? He's just fucking splitting facts
Duncan: that's right
Jo: just kidding, go die in a fucking hole
Lindsay: say it Jo!
Lindsay: can I do your makeup?
Jo: I dont wear fucking makeup
Lindsay: still? :')
Jo: fuck no
Lindsay: I can make it glued to your style! One time I did DJ's makeup!
Jo: I don't fucking care if you did that DJ guy makeup
Lindsay: send your direction! I'm coming over!
Heather: when it comes to Lindsay, you have nowhere to run
Cody: accept your fate, Jo
Jo: I hate your friends eva
Eva: they're not my friends.
Owen: we're not?
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