The Symbiote Saiyan: What If

Mel Gibson's Ass

"Alright everyone, it's murder mystery time!" Chronoa said.

"On Earth-192119, all the heroes and villains of Dragon Ball and Marvel find themselves trapped in an incredibly large spaceship." The Watcher explained.

"Unfortunately, everything goes out of whack when an imposter infiltrates the group, killing one of their own." Chronoa said.

"As they continue to argue amongst themselves, the heroes and villains must band together to find out who the imposter is and what their plan is." The Watcher said.

"Let's get this murder mystery started!" Chronoa shouted.

"Does anyone know why this universe looks like Mel Gibson's ass?" Deadpool asked Chronoa and the Watcher.

"Stop talking and start listening!" Chronoa yelled franticly.

In the largest spaceship ever built, in orbit of Earth-192119...

"Okay, who did it?" Bulma asked as the entire cast of Dragon Ball and Marvel stared down at the dead body of Yamcha, who was in his signature pose.

"Don't look at me, I didn't do it." Frieza said as a few heads turned towards his direction.

"Says the one with the most blood on his hands." Nappa huffed, not believing Frieza one bit.

"Oh come on! I always admit when I kill someone! Besides, there are plenty of people here who took more lives than even me." Frieza said as he looked around to make eye contact with Merged Zamasu, Thanos, Omega Shenron, Videl, Bibidi, Kid Buu, and Beerus. Of course, this made Zarbon moan at the words of 'come on.'

"You mean like Planet Vegeta?" Bardock told, raising an eyebrow at the emperor.

"That doesn't count and you know it." Frieza scoffed.

"That doesn't count my ass! You blew up my home and you covered it up!" Vegeta growled as he, Nappa, Bardock, and Raditz/Riot stormed towards Frieza, but Star Lord had to step in.

"Guys, why don't we chill okay?! Trying to kill each other isn't going to help us find out who killed Yamcha. We don't really know if it was really Frieza who killed him." Peter Quill said as he stood in between Frieza and the Saiyans. Of course this made Gamora and Rocket Raccoon groan.

"Leave it to Quill to stand in between a couple of mass murderers." Rocket commented.

"I am Groot." Groot said, siding with Quill.

"I say we make peace by killing all of them. It's the simplest solution." Drax said.

"That is a stupid solution Kratos." Son Venom growled at Drax.

"No, Drax might have a point here." Deadpool agreed.

"I agree. Kill everyone but Raditz!" Violet put in.

"I noticed that you only mentioned to spare your husband and not mine." Bulma growled as she made sure Jarvis had the Rescue suit ready in case she needed to escort Trunks, Bulla, Dr. Briefs, and Panchy out of here in case things had gotten serious.

"Anything for love." Violet responded, clearly flirting with Bulma to get under her skin.

"I am serious guys, we shouldn't be at each other's throats. We don't know if it really was Frieza." Peter Quill said.

"Star Lord may be right. Frieza didn't kill Yamcha." Wolverine said as he, Kraven, and Andriod 17 knelt down to examine the body.

"How you know that?" Yajirobe asked.

"His scent right?" Krillin asked.

"Yeah, it has to be his scent." Cyclops said, knowing Wolverine the best out of many of the people here.