Chronoa (as The Watcher frees her from the chair and rope): Urgh!!!! Zeno damn Deadpool!!
Watcher: Technically The One Above All Else is at the top.
Chronoa: Like I care!! (Sigh) Okay, let's move onto the next universe. DBMM-1266624 is normally a nice little Earth where Christmas does exist.
The Watcher: However, long before Raditz would normally arrive, the Frieza Force had invaded Earth early for natural resources. On Christmas Eve no less.
Chronoa: However, in this surprising horror special, it appears Frieza and his top officers have made the naughty list.
The Watcher: Which means...
Chronoa (sings): Krampus Claus is coming to town!
Earth DBMM-1266624, in Earth's orbit...
"Antention crew, this is Lord Frieza. We have arrived at planet Earth. Please make sure you head to your battle stations. The time has come to make this planet as part of my empire!" Frieza's voice boomed in the loud speakers. Zarbon, Dodoria, and Ebony Maw stood in the throne room at attention, but no one could hear the rushing footsteps outside. Frieza checked the cameras, only to find no movement whatsoever.
"Are you all deaf? Obey my orders now or I will kill each and every one of you!" Frieza barked, but there still wasn't any sign of life.
"My lord, maybe the communications are malfunctioning?" Zarbon questioned.
"No, I sense something dark. Something demonic." Ebony Maw said, using his powers to see what was going on outside the throne room.
"Urgh, enough of this hocus pocus nonsense." Dodoria grumbled.
"The ability to sense energy isn't 'hocus pocus.' If you had put an ounce in the training that the Black Order did, this empire would not have to rely on scouters." Maw snapped.
"What do you expect from a brute." Zarbon scoffed.
"As if you were any better Zarbon." Maw commented.
"Enough! If I wanted to hear jabbering amongst my ranks, I would be sending Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz to finish off this dustbowl instead! Now, let's head outside and teach my insubordinate men a lesson in pain!" Frieza said as they all exited the throne room.
"Yes my lord." Zarbon and Dodoria said as they along with Ebony Maw followed Frieza to the hallway. It was surprisingly cold out as the minions could see their breath steam out of their mouth. Frieza wasn't fazed though, his body used to brutal temperatures such as this. He could survive in the vacuum of space after all.
"A bit cold for you?" Frieza asked his minions, though he was gazing directly at Maw when he said this.
"Yes, especially after being sucked into space." Maw responded.
"Yes, I have heard your previous master was quite creative with dishing out punishments I must say." Frieza responded.
"He is still my one true master. I am only in service to you only until my master makes his inevitable return." Maw replied, a bit bitter.
"Ho ho ho, then I look forward to the day when The Mad Titan makes his grand return. I will be sure to test your loyalty then Maw." Frieza proclaimed his promise to his liaison henchman.
"Hey, what's that?" Dodoria said as he pressed a button on his scouter, which lit up a small flashlight on the device. On the walls ridden in blood and ice were five words.
"Frieza, you have been naughty." Dodoria read.
"Ow how amusing. Someone has gone out of their way just to simply overstate the obvious." Frieza chuckled to himself.
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