The Grinch

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Chronoa: It's still that time of year folks. After witnessing Krampus devour Frieza in the last story, it's time to move to a more upbeat story.

The Watcher: In DBMM-1225, Capsule Corp is hosting a Christmas party with Bulma Briefs at the helm.

Chronoa: However, there is a certain green party crasher who is looking to ruin the event....

In Universe DBMM-1225,...

"Okay everyone! It's time for our first Christmas party to commence!" Bulma announced as Goku/Venom, Launch/Pistole, Krillin, Yamcha, Wolverine, Master Roshi, Oolong, Puar, Turtle, and Colonel Violet entered to dining room. In the room was Panchy and Android 8 serving the cookies, a very punctual Chichi, and the Pilaf Gang who were already sneaking food into their napsacks.

"Hello Grandpa Stealer!....Oh no." Venom greeted, but immediately got cold feet when he noticed Chichi.

"Hi Goku!" Said the adolescent Chichi, happy to finally get another chance get her crush to promise to marry her.

"Who da hell is dis bitch?" Launch said, getting extremely confrontational. She didn't like Venom in discomfort as well as having to deal with another woman getting to Venom aside of Bulma.

"Oh....who is this girl Goku?" Chichi said, challenging Launch.

"Look guys, we are going to have a nice Christmas together. No trying to kill each other alright." Bulma ordered.

"For tonight anyway." Oolong commented.

"Oh I can already smell the drama. You know blood is going to be spilled when Bulma has to be the negotiator to who is going to be Venom's/Goku's girlfriend." Violet said as she and the rest sat down.

"Be quiet Violet!" Bulma shouted, which Violet responded by biting her lip to get under her skin.

Launch and Chichi were the last ones to sit as they were glaring at each other from across the room. It was bad enough for Launch that she had to contend with Bulma over Venom, but now with Chichi.

"Excuse me, but what are HE doing here?!" Emperor Pilaf said, pointing to Venom as she Shu went over to serve himself and his master.

"Argh, here we go." Mai groaned.

"They are all my friends, except for you! If it wasn't for my mother inviting you, you wouldn't be here." Bulma said.

"Always got to appreciate Panchy and her cookies." Shu said.

"Well I refuse to sit with my archnemesis." Pilaf said defiantly, folding his arms into his chest.

"Emperor Pilaf, just be gracious we are here." Mai growled under her breath.

"Or we will punch you for stealing the opportunity to let us have more chocolate." Vendetta growled.

"No Mai, it's alright. Venom will punch him for you." Bulma stated.

"Alright!!" Venom cheered as he got up, his tongue hanging out like a dog.

"Okay okay! I will be a good guest! I promise!" Pilaf promised, waving his hands in front of his face.

"Okay Venom, you can stop now." Bulma ordered.

"Awwww, now we have to punch someone." Venom whined.

"Then punch Hayden Crywalker." Pistole recommended.

"Okay!" Venom happily said as he lifted his fist.

"No, no, no OW!" Yamcha cried as the punch made his face land in the mash potatoes.

"Eighter, can clean that mess up?" Bulma asked.

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