Squids! ( a skydoesminecraft story)

Too Fast- Chapter 1

I woke up from the terrible nightmare.

Whoa, lets start from the beginning. 

It all started when I was in my house, down in the mine, when I heard a screeching noise.  I head bolted upright, and I banged it against the stone. "Ouch!" I whispered/yelled to myself. I started my way upstairs to see what all the commotion was about, banging my head as I stomped up the stairs.

Gosh, I hated going upstairs.

Once I finally reached the top, I heard a loud crash coming from inside my house.  I murmured a prayer underneath my lips hoping that it wasn't a robber, with a butter gun. All people around here knew how to get on my nerves. I peeked around the corner, and witnessed a breath taking sight.

"Kermit!!!!!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs as he almost dropped a flower pot. "Oh hey, cousin, sorry 'bout the vase, I'll find some way to fix it," said Kermit rubbing his head, referring to the clay brown vase scattered across the floor.  I twitched with anger.  "Erg...  your cousin sent me here, to help you with some things," said Kermit, looking shamefully down at the floor. I rubbed my blocky head with frustration. I knew the real reason he was here, and it wasn't a good one.

*Flashback*

"Oh hey Sky, can I ask you something?" said the worried voice. My eyebrow joined one another, creating a furrowed brow. "Uh, yeah, anything," I said, worried. The voice responded, shaky. "Can I send Kermit to your place for a week? I'm uh, going on vacation," she said, scratchy.  "You KNOW how I hate cousin Kermit!" I yelled at her. "You're probably not going on vacation, but just sending him here to annoy me." I could here in her voice in her next answer that she was smirking.

"Yeah, only because a friend is coming, and I don't want him to ruin anything," she said, letting me hear the confidence in her voice. "Whatever," I answered, showing annoyance in my voice. "OH, and you still owe me for sending him here in the first place!" she yelled delightfully, remembering our little pact.

I twitched, like I normally do. She had found a way to crawl under my skin. Kermit's parents were always on a trip somewhere, and so was I, but I had finally come back from my trip, only to have an annoying, clumsy, rude, and disrespectful frog come in after me. 

"Fine," I murmured underneath  my breath, hoping that she didn't hear it.  "Thanks, Sky, bye!" she said, rhyming. I slammed the phone back on it's place, and stomped upstairs.  I was not ready for this.

*End of flashback*

"So, uh, do you have anything for me to do?" he asked, a mischievous look in his eyes.  I showed a look of annoyance. Even though Kermit was my age, and had his own job, he still acted and was treated like a 5 year old. "Why don't you find some clay near my pond, and make me a new pot," I said, groaning. This was going to get annoying. "Okay," he said delightfully. He skipped along to the door, and exited. While he was at the pond, I figured I was going to have some fun.

I slowly crept up behind him, and pushed Kermit into the water.