Squids! ( a skydoesminecraft story)

Chapter 5- Damn you Kermit!!!

I shot upright, slamming my head on the dirt on top of me. This thing, or whatever it was, wouldn't stop, so I had to stop him illegally.

I got out my stone sword and sharpened it on the ground, if that was possible.  I slowly began to nibble at the pieces of dirt until the dirt was completely gone, revealing an ugly, disgusting being.

It was Kermit.

He fell through the dirt, pounding on top of the three of us. I swear, when we get home... I rubbed my head as he put back the piece of dirt that had let him through. A worried look spread across his face. For a moment, I felt sorry for him.

Yeah right.

"Guys, sorry for the interruption but, we're being followed."

I jolted up from the ground. I could see small tears fall from his eyes. This was real. The only thing that made Kermit shiver like this was... SQUIDS.

I could barely hold myself up as I stood in our 2 block hut, and pushed up the dirt block that had been sloppily put back. Once I poked my head out, a horror stood before me.

A whole freakin' army of squids! From big to small, old to new, were squids lining up getting ready for battle of a century I might guess. This wasn't going to be easy.

I slowly inched back down to my spot, and sat to the ground, my hands covering my knees. I rocked back and forth, cooing at myself with common words, like Dawn helps me with. Oh, Dawn! I might never see her again!

It sucks that there is no satellite reception underground.

I felt some pats on my back as I sobbed like a maniac, moving up and down rapidly. Gosh, I hate my burst of emotions. It was just like that Easter with the horse head. Good times... good times.   I looked up at Truemu, who had a hurt, yet soft look in his eyes.

He was scared to. I bet all of us were scared. I suddenly arose from the ground, and shook off the tears that were dropping to the ground.

I slipped out my sword, and once again sharpened it on the dirt. I know, I'm that awesome, right?!

I caught all three friends, well, two and a scared, weird looking turtle named Kermit's, glares. 

"I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!" I yelled/ whispered to them. When I had absolutely no idea what was going to happen.

I arose from the small dirt pile where I was sitting, and dusted off my butt.

I was shaking, and was handed a butter armor set, and a sword from Deadlox.

Hmpfh.

*****

I slowly lifted up the dirt block from our hut, and took a giant look at the massive amount of squids above us.  How was I going to handle this myself? I know that the others weren't as awesome-sauce as me, and they would even last a second out there.

This was about to get bloody.

I raced out with the wind brushing against my face, and a huge battlecry. Before I knew it, all the other guys were with me to, and soon, we were all thrashing squids around together! Just like we said, always take butter with you when squid hunting.

When there were no signs of squids left, and our inventories were full of ink sacks, we decided to head home, when we were stopped by Kermit having to take a pee. I rolled my eyes for the fifth time.

"What kind of frog takes more then 30 seconds to pee?" asked Truemu, who looked at his watch.

"Kermit," I responded.

We all shared a funny look, and then laughed.

We suddenly heard a rustle, and then a bloodcurdling scream. That sounded nothing like Kermit. "Damn you Kermit," I muttered underneath my breath.

Now this, was really going to get bloody.