Squids! ( a skydoesminecraft story)

Chapter 2- Kermit's annoying presence

I stood there clapping like a retarded seal with no noise coming out of my mouth as Kermit tried to get out of the water. I sort of felt sorry for him, wait, no I don't. He was a mischievous 19 year old with no future.  "Hey! That better have been by accident, Sky!" He yelled. "You're a frog! You're supposed to feel comfortable in the water!" I said in between laughs.

He finally struggled out, regaining his confidence. "You could at least get me some new clothes," he murmured underneath his breath. I stopped laughing, still chuckling as I made my way back into my house.

I made my way back upstairs. Ouch, Ouch, Ouch,  I thought as I hit my head going to upstairs. I really need to open up my staircase a bit more. "I could do it for you!" yelled Kermit from behind. I close my eyes, and the pixels on my mouth went thin.  Did I really just say that out loud?  I was going to hit my head, but the staircase had already done that for me. I slowly turned around, barely able to see Kermit's face. "Fine, but if you mess up, you're paying for the whole thing," I said as I regretted my decision. "Why are you so more adult when I come back after a couple months?" asked Kermit, his eyes roaming around for building material.

I continued upstairs, completely ignoring his question.

I flopped onto my red bed, leaning on one elbow. Wasn't I going to do something? My thoughts were interrupted when my phone rang, again. "Hey, Sky, It's Truemu. Can I come over? My friend is just ruining my whole mood," he said confidently  and annoyed. Like I needed anymore drama. But Truemu had been there for me through thick and thin.  I had to stick up for my buddy. Plus, he could watch Kermit while I take a nap. He also hated Kermit, I didn't blame him.

"Yeah sure dude, but Kermit is here, so, get ready for some annoyance." I could almost feel Truemu frown. Poor guy, I thought as I put down the phone. I hadn't heard anything from Kermit after 5 minutes, so I admit, fear started to overcome me. I was about to stroll downstairs when the phone rang again. I sighed, and violently picked up the phone. "Hey dude, it's Deadlox, do you think I could come over?" Great, just great. Next thing you know, Huskeymudkipps might just ask to come over. "Sure, and Truemu is coming over too," I said looking at myself in the mirror.  "Great dude, I..." I hung up the phone on Deadlox.

I was just about to close my eyes when a big noise interrupted me.  "Clunk Nuggets! Uh, Sky? Can you help me?" said a familiar, annoying voice.

I could feel my head turning a bright red, steam coming out of my ears.  I wanted to smack him so hard.  I jumped out of bed, almost too quickly, and started down the stairs, only, I couldn't finish. Half  of the damn stairway was knocked out! Kermit closed his eyes, getting ready to get screamed at.

I took deep breaths, and calmed myself down. He gave me a confused look. "Truemu and Deadlox are coming over. They'll fix it up. Meanwhile, give me all the cash you have in your pocket." Kermit looked down into his jacket pocket, and pulled it inside out. I'm not that dumb. I know that Kermit is a rich fool, and whatever chance he can have, he takes loads of money with him.

"Other pocket," I said clenching my teeth.

Kermit gave a look of disappointment

He caked up $40 from his back pocket.

 I gave him a smirk, and snatched the money from his hands.  "I'll leave you with the other $500," I said, noticing the large bill in his back pocket. He looked back, and blushed.

After a few moments of silence,  the doorbell rang interrupting my glare from Kermit. I sideway stroked to the door, keeping an eye on Kermit. I opened the door, to me getting attacked, and getting hit hard in the head.

Everything went black.