Squids! ( a skydoesminecraft story)

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I stormed through the bushes, to find Kermit on the ground, covered in blood.

Or was that, tomato sauce? I can't remember blood having chunks of peppers and junk in it. I could feel my head about to burst from anger. He was going to get it, bad.

I could see from everybody else's expression that we wern't fooled. I shook Kermit, who was trying hard to look dead. I kicked him really hard with the pointy end of my shoe. I could see a wince of pain, but nothing else.

I motioned with my mouth for the boys and i to leave, and I thought i saw the sorry look in Kermit's eyes. Something wasn't right. I decided to fake leave, and pulled the boys down in the bushes with me.

Deadlox sweared while Truemu shot me a dirty look. "Guys, i think there is something wrong with Kermit. I know that the tomato sauce thing is fake, but i think he is up to something." I said, eyeing Kermit, who suddenly got up, and looked around frantically.

My eyebrows turned into an upward postion. I put my hand on my chin, and stroked it. He had thought we left.

Kermit got up, and left on the other side, going farther and farther away from us. We all shared a look, and slyly followed Kermit, who was hopping over bushes.  During the journey, we almost got caught twice, since you know, Truemu screams like a girl, and Deadlox curses like a beer drinker.

Those skeletons and creepers really didnt give us a break. We had to use my budder sword and sooner or later it ran out, leaving us with nothing.

The shock still with me realized that Kermit hadn't been attacked once, nor followed.  My hunger soon overtook me, and Deadlox gave me a bread, since my stomach wouldn't stop growling.  All in all, it was a terrible journey.

We ended our stalk when Kermit stopped at a pond far away from our original spot. He sat down crossed legged, and began to talk to the water?

I began to stroke my chin again when i saw the pond water start to bubble.  What i saw shocked me.

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Kermit... was.... talking to a... pond squid.  THOSE THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVEN TALK TO  A POND SQUID! I crossed my arms and pouted my lip. I was angry once again at Kermit.

That stinkin' betrayer! I should slash off his eyeballs in his sleep. I mean, they ARE poking out of his head.  

Just to let you know, pond squids were the nasty, ugly ones. They kind of haunted you in your sleep if you know what i'm talking about.

I used to live with the pond people, and for once, i had grew, fond of squids. I know what your're saying. SKY! FOND OF SQUIDS? NO WAY! But it was true. I played with them as a little kid, and even once took them home to show my mom.

Until they did the unspeakable.

They killed my pet silverfish sparky.

From then on, i would kill any pond squid i would see, until they began to become extinct. Then the stupid authorities said i couldn't kill anymore or i would get arrested. I haven't seen one since.

But now, there was the city council right infront of my face, the same exact ones i played with when i was younger. I small tear shed from my eye. Kermit... that boy was trying to make me hate him.

First, i didnt like him because of the smell he produced, his actions, and how he looks. But no, i hate him for being part of the squid council when he wasn't even a squid.

My teeth grinded. I couldnt take the anger building up inside me. I burst out from the bushes we were hiding in, and grabbed Kermit by his labcoat near the neck. I whispered to him silently so that no one else would hear.

"You (insert bad word here). I thought i trusted you," i said, clenching my teeth so that he could barely hear the sound. 

My gaze intensified his. I bet my eyes were burning with fire, showing where he was going to be when i was done with him. My fist tightened as i brought him closer to me. My fist was high up in the air.

I could see the sorry in his eyes. But deep down in there i knew he wasn't sorry, that he knew we had been following him the entire time. I was going to stab him, and then wring his froggy throat on my flag pole. And i wasn't kidding.

I looked around, and first noticed  Deadlox and Truemu, staring at me with doubtfulness in their eyes. As if telling me to stop my actions.

I then looked to my left, seeing the pond squids, my only childhood friends, staring at me like they knew me from somewhere.

I saw them shutter, but one stayed the same, and only looked at me with confusion. Squids, like most dumb pond creatures, don't have a good memory, so i bet they don't have a clue who i am. How i almost got them extinct. How i killed all their family members, and greatly, how i killed their leader.

I looked back in the memories of all the slashing and blood.

"Sky?" i heard. I looked around, and saw that one of the biggest squids had called my name.

DUN DUN DUN!