I don't remember much, just a lot of screaming and yelling, and then black overcoming me. I opened my eyes a bit, revealing everyone in my face. I felt a cold rag on my forehead, which was starting to drift me to sleep again.
I looked to my side, where I saw my squid friend, in the same condition as I was. Only, he was sitting up, being comforted by Mustache Tacos and Big Blue.
I smiled, knowing that my friend was safe. I sat up, rubbing the back of my neck. Deadlox and Truemu hugged me. I smiled, and hug them back.
"What happened?" I asked, rubbing my head slightly.
"After you and the squid fell into the big squid pot, we crashed through the window, killed the witch, and quickly grabbed you and him out of the pot. Luckily, the pot was just warm, and not boiling hot." said Deadlox, smiling of relief.
"Why did you guys get kidnapped by the two squids?" i asked, pointing over to Mustache Tacos and Big Blue.
"Like I said, we wanted our inventories full of ink sacks, so we went to hunt the pond squids. They got us before we got to them, and were about to kill us." said Truemu, with regret on his face.
"But they decided to let you see them kill us, you know, for payback," said Deadlox.
I removed the rag from my forehead, which was dripping all over my clothes. "Then why didn't they just kill you AND me?" I asked.
"I guess we all just wanted to save our friends, and forgot about the whole thing," said Truemu smiling.
"And where is Kermit?" I asked, searching around for the troublesome frog. Kermit emerged from the shadows, and gave a sincere smile. I whacked him on the head, which made a smile come across his face.
"I'm sorry about this, Uncle Sky, I just wanted to make some real friends," he said, rubbing the back of his neck.
I smiled, and pat him on the back. At least all of us were alive. I jumped off from the table, and realized where I was.
In the small town of Pondalot, where I grew up. A big smile grew across my face. The sky was a bright blue, clouds dancing in it. I walked over to the entrance, but not before taking my butter sword, I loved that thing.
I turned around, where I saw Mustache Tacos, Big Blue, Deadlox, and Truemu waving at me with big smiles, I waved back, and opened the front door, where a huge crowd of angry squids had swords in their hands.
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I couldn't believe it, they all wanted to kill me. I didn't want to hurt any of them like before, so I put my arms up in surrender. But they didn't take it.
All squids charged at me at once, and I ran in many directions. I felt Deadlox and Truemu suddenly behind my back.
I ran behind a tree, and they followed. "Guys, don't hurt any of them, just distract, confuse, and run!" I said, bringing smiles to their faces. Wow, I guess I really HAD changed.
We all departed from the tree, and began doing my instructions. After a few minutes, I could see we were all tired, so we all stopped running at the same time.
I had my butter sword in hand, and a napkin, I have NO idea why. The fight didn't tire out the squids at all, and they were all running after me. My plan wasn't the best out of all ideas. Then, the unspeakable happened. We all stared in awe.
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Squids! ( a skydoesminecraft story)
Humor"Deadlox!" I yelped as he was sent flying straight into the air. Deadlox was kidnapped by Squids, again. Sometimes I think, 'does Deadlox want this to happen to him?' I rubbed my head with a butter napkin as the beads of sweat rolled down my forehe...