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Life Lesson ONE: don't suck urself off

(⚠this is a copypasta repost, not ours⚠)

Don't suck your own dick.You're in the bathroom showering but you're really horny. You look down at your goddamn cock and say "holy shit you are so hot, im gonna suck it right fucking now" and so you try to suck your dick. You bend forward, you remember when Pewdiepie (your waifu) tells you to never give up, so you keep going even if your back hurts like ass. After five minutes you finally did it, you got the tip of your small ass penis into your mouth. Guess its time to start sucking your shit right now, you start licking and sucking on your cock. The sensation you never felt before except that one time when your uncle gucked on your ballsack. And then... Holy shit you just busted a big fat load into your moutg, what the fuck does your cum taste like? That probably doesn't matter because your back fucking snaps in half from all this bending. You're bleeding to deatg and your back hurts like fucking hell. Desperate for help, you reach for your phone and dials 912, you fucking idiot. The police still comes and takes you to the ambulance. The ambulance drives you to the hospital where the doctors will do surgery on you. Then the operation starts.The operation was a failure. You just wasted your entire fucking life to a blowjob. Your friends couldn't believe in their eyes when they found out what happened to you. The story becomes increasingly popular, your name echoes across the entire country through news and social media. From now on, you will forever be known as the dumbass that died from trying to suck your own penis. At least society is relieved for there is one less dumbass like you, you are very deserving of a Darwin award. Your story will be told countless times for future generations to see and learn from your failure. This is your legacy now, you live on as your name is being used as a symbol of human stupidity