AN: you stay playing with your man's feelings lmaooo
Synopsis: You play a prank on Jack that involves you not saying 'I love you' back to him
Pairing: Husband!Jack Harlow x Wife!Reader
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You had been watching Tik Tok for the past few days and came across the prank in which you don't tell your partner that you love them back when they tell you that they love you before they leave.
You decided that you wanted to do it to Jack and have Urban set up his camera to record it.
You knew that Jack had a lot going on this week and that he would be leaving out soon in the hopes of getting everything done.
It was around 10 in the morning when Jack had finished getting dressed and was about to leave.
He leaned down to kiss you since you were still laying on the bed before you heard the famous three words.
"I love you."
It was showtime.
"Mm hmm. See you when you get back."
Jack then did a double take not hearing you say it back to him.
"Mamas?"
"Yes boo bear?"
"I said that I love you."
"I know, I heard you."
"Uhh am I missing something?" Jack asked before sitting back down next to you.
"Missing what?" You answered as you played on your phone which was quickly taken away from you by Jack.
"You didn't say it back. Did I do something?"
"No."
"Are we... oh shit are we getting divorced?!"
"What!?! Jack, no. Definitely not."
"Do you not love me anymore!?! YOU ALWAYS SAY IT BACK!"
"Why are you being so dramatic?"
"Because we literally never leave each other for an extended period of time without saying it!"
"You know I do, so why do I have to say it?"
"I'm not leaving until you do."
"Babe, you're going to be late."
"Not if you say it right now."
"Say what?"
"Come onnnnnn mamas! Say you love me backkkk." Jack was now laying on top of you in an attempt to get you to comply. All you did was play in his curls before deciding to answer him.
"I guess I'm fond of you."
"Fond of me? What the hell is that? We have never gone a day without saying it to each other in nine years!" Jack was now sporting his famous pout as you simply looked at him.
"Damn, we've been together for a while huh?"
"Stop changing the subject!" Jack had now held onto you tighter and had his chin resting on your boobs.
"I really like your outfit today. You look good, gimme kisses."
"I'm not giving you shit until you say it back."
"Are you really acting out like this on a bright Thursday morning?"
"Y/N Y/M/N Harlow....."
"Uh oh. Full name basis?" You asked while trying not to laugh.
"I guess I'll just take your Birkin back that I got for you." Jack said while shrugging and your eyes went wide.
"You will do NO SUCH THING. WHERE IS IT!?"
"It doesn't matter. Your short ass can't reach it and you didn't say you love me so you won't be getting it."
"Why are you so stuck on this?"
"BABY! We can go back and forth all damn day. I'm not leaving until you say it."
"Neelam is going to kill you."
"Shit she'll get over it. I'm over here trying to save my marriage."
You busted out laughing and shook your head in disbelief.
"I'm a rapper, not a comedian and ain't shit funny right now."
"honey?"
"Don't call me that unless you mean it. I gotta call a lawyer now and shit. You want half of everything, right?"
"Look towards the tall dresser."
"For what!? Is the dresser going to say that they love me?"
"No silly. Say hi to the camera. I pranked you."
Jack slowly turned his head and saw the camera for him to roll his eyes before looking back at you.
"I love you, mi amor."
"I'm calling my lawyer."
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y/ninsta: I love you, mi amor 😘🥰
jackharlow: y/ninsta kiss my ass 🙄saweetie: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU JACK?!urbanwyatt: saweetie he's mad because y/ninsta played a prank on him lmaoootheestallion: urbanwyatt what prank was this?urbanwyatt: theestallion she didn't say i love you back to him and my mans was in SHAMBLES for the rest of the day even after she did tell himdruski2funny: jackharlow lmaooo she had you shook huh?y/ninsta: druski2funny so shook that he was ready to call a divorce lawyer because he was convinced that I didn't love him anymore 😭jackharlow: I'm glad yall find this shit funny because I DON'T 😡y/ninsta: jackharlow come here you big baby and let me kiss you 🥰jackharlow: y/ninsta NOdualipa: damn I'd never thought I'd see the day where jackharlow turns down kisses from y/ninsta.... well y/ninsta my lips are availablejackharlow: dualipa I have no hesitations to shoot your lips off with a bb gun. don't test menormani: NOT THE BB GUN 😭😭😭😭dualipa: such a hater like alwaysclaybornharlow: y/ninsta so when can I move in?jackharlow: claybornharlow move in where?!?claybornharlow: jackharlow so we're not proceeding with the divorce? I thought my time has come with y/ninstajackharlow: claybornharlow your time to WHAT?!y/ninsta: claybornharlow he real sensitive right now. we'll revisit the topic at a later datejackharlow: y/ninsta REVISIT WHAT TOPIC?!claybornharlow: jackharlow nothing. never mind. forget I said anything.jackharlow: claybornharlow nah say it with your chestclaybornharlow: jackharlow I should have been the one to put a ring on y/n's finger since I am her favorite Harlow child. Kbye!jackharlow: claybornharlow I will throw you off a cliff right after I deal with dualipadualipa: jackharlow now why am I in it?jackharlow: dualipa don't play dumb 🙄
jackharlow: y/ninsta....
y/ninsta: jackharlow I love you bae! 🥰jackharlow: y/ninsta if you love me so much, I need my dick weturbanwyatt: here yall nasty asses gosaweetie: jackharlow when does it not need to be wet? I mean I'm curious at this pointjackharlow: saweetie when it comes to my wife? alwaysy/ninsta: jackharlow oops sorry, no can do!jackharlow: y/ninsta WHAT?! After all you put me through today?!y/ninsta: jackharlow I'm on my period 🙄jackharlow: y/ninsta what the hell does that have to do with your mouth? And you act like that means something to me? jackandy/naremyparents: well shit lmaooooo
