A/N: Back with Jack and another prank fic, I did switch this up tho. So instead of the reader doing this, Jack planted the wrapper💀 I hate and love this but yolo
One night on the way back to his apartment Jack had noticed you left one of your favorite jackets in the back of his car which gave him the bright (and possibly dangerous) idea to prank you once again.
So he decided to make a quick pit stop to the nearest CVS on the route back home to grab the key materials for the prank. These materials being: the first box of condoms he happened to lay his eyes on and a perfume that smelled like nothing you would wear.
After paying for the supplies he sprayed the perfume in the back of his car then opened one of the condoms and left the wrapper on the floor, behind the passenger seat.
Now that phase one of the prank was complete, all that was left was to call you then show up at your apartment to return the jacket.
"Hey babe."
"Hey J, what's up?"
"Nothing just heading home, you left your jacket in my car. Do you want me to just stop by on the way and give it to you?"
"Shit, I was wondering where it was. Yeah if it's not out of your way."
"Nah it's cool, I'll text you when I'm outside."
"Alright, see you soon."
All according to plan. Now was the easy part, just letting it all play out. Upon pulling up outside your apartment he started filming and commentating. This time however he decided to hold the camera to get better angles.
"Alright ya'll back with another prank on Wifey. Hopefully she doesn't try to kill me again."
His attention turned to you walking out of the front door and making your way towards the car. He spoke one last time to the camera before subtly hiding it somewhere on his person.
"Here she go, wish me luck."
You opened the passenger door then leaned in to give Jack a quick peck. Immediately a strong, unfamiliar scent filled your nostrils.
"Hi baby- Jesus why the hell does it smell like that in here?"
"Smell like what?"
"Like fruit mixed with elderly perfume." The look on your face was priceless.
"I don't smell anything babe. By the way your jacket is in the back seat." You nodded your head.
"Hm, alright. Thanks." Your eyes squinted at him before shutting the passenger door and making your way to the back.
When you open the back door your eyes immediately dart to the foil package, which happened to catch the light. You picked up the ripped package and examined it.
"Jack is this a condom wrapper?" You held it up and looked back at him.
"Shit, yeah it must have been left over from me and you."
"Mhm so it smells like another woman in here and there's a condom wrapper... you wanna tell me something or...?"
Jack turned to make sure the camera caught the interaction.
"Um nah babe I'm pretty sure that's from us."
"Yeah alright this gotta be a joke cause I know damn well your ass doesn't wear magnums. Let alone 'Magnum XLs'."
Jacks eyes widened, he didn't even realize what he bought at the store.
"I...um..."
"So either you got a dick implant and is fucking some cougar on the side or you let someone beat down an old lady in your backseat, So which one is it?"
He smacked his lips.
"Man why you always tryna play me?"
"Jack. Come on now, let's not lie. You are not even filling half of a magnum."
At this point he gave up on pranking you.
"See this is why I don't prank your ass cause you always got something smart to say." He pulled out the phone in defeat.
"And you always doing some dumb shit. You gotta do better than that, Jackman..."
"Ha ha. Now tell the people you was just lying."
Your lips stuck out with a nonchalant face and you slowly started to exit the vehicle.
"Thanks so much for the jacket... LOVE YOU, BYE." You closed the back door and jogged back to your apartment.
