Once upon a time, there was a princess named "Kenny", with two blonde braids, a golden crown, golden shoulder accessories, yellow glows, a white dress with bits of lilac, with gold details. She was in war a wizard called "Cartman".
In her royal guard there were:
- Paladin Butters "The merciful".
- Ranger Stan Marshwalker.
- Tweek the Barbarian.
- Warrior Clyde.
- Ranger Scott.
- And random children.Paladin Butters, the one with short blond curls was in-love with the princess whose job was to protect and defend.
One day, the Wizard "Cartman" arrived to the Princess Kenny's castle, Butters, was alarmed, he got on guard, but the princess calmed Butters down, paladin Butters walked nearer to his lady, when the Wizard Cartman said he arrived without ought to attack.
Still scared, Paladin Butters rested the hammer that he held on his hands.
Kenny asked: "What are your businesses here, Wizard Cartman?" The wizard lowered his head asking for a truce.
The paladin jumped, this was the man that made his very own half-brother eat his own father and mother the paladin thought, there was no way that this man would ever ask for a truce, right? There has to be a trap, hes got to be up to something!
The paladin looked at the princess, thinking: "Your highness... Don't believe in this guy! He a sadist! Though I don't know what sadist means... I heard it on TV...", He sighed in preocupation, the princess denied the truce. Butters won with his sight! Say no to the truce.Cartman revealed himself! He called princess Kenny a FAG... And said that Kenny would never be a true princess!
How could he!? Kenny was furious! Kenny WAS and WILL ALWAYS BE a TRUE PRINCESS! Kenny lunged at Cartman from her throne, beating the shit outta him, Cartman squeaked like a bitch. Stan screamed at Kenny:
"Kenny, stop it, dude!"
Stan, being one of the royal guards, tried to grab the outrageous Kenny. Butters tried to get closer, step by step, closer... "BUTTERS! BRING YOUR GODDAMN ASS OVER HERE AND HELP ME WITH KENNY, HE'S GONE MAD!" Stan screamed at Butters. Butters jumped, and helped with the fight between Princess Kenny and "Fartman", getting Kenny out of the fight before he kills "Fatman".Stan pushed Cartman out of the cardboard castle, Cartman responded: 'Heyyy!! I didn't finished off this son of a bitch, the rat, poor walking abortion! DIE KENNY, DIEEE!!!"
Butters with all his strength gave Princess Kenny a big bear hug, and lift her up, being the princess very light. He carried the princess who was throwing a tantrum like a 4 years old kiddo, and sat her on her throne, while still hugging her to try and calm her down. The princess calmed down due to the perfect hug, which was fresh and kind. She was happy with a big smile, but it didn't last much, because of Cartman. Cartman had throw a fist at Stan's eye with all his fatness, "At least you have a bottom to calm your stupidness down, you damn moneyless homosexual!" Cartman squeaked, that was followed why a voice crack. Kenny standed up and threw a purple pillow at Cartman's ugly ass face.
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Fanfic(Started during music class.) Once upon a time, in a town of Colorado, called "South Park", there was a beautiful princess called Kenny. It all started when the "powerful" wizard Cartman, declared war against the princess. Princess Kenny's allies :...