Road Trip

33- Bye Bye Bye

"Start talking. And if you dare leave anything out, even the littlest, tiniest detail, I will stop at nothing to make your life as uncomfortable as possible." TJ said threateningly.
Jessica laughed nervously. "But what if I accidentally forget to mention something because I was so drunk that I forgot?"
TJ thought for a moment before finally giving in. "Fine." She waved her hand dismissively. "That's the only exception. Enough stalling, tell me already!"
Jessica held up her hands in defeat. "Alright, alright, stop being so damn impatient." Jessica grumbled before taking a deep breath and began.

"Okay well it all began with that call from Ryan while we were at the movies. You remember right?" She looked at TJ for confirmation. TJ gave her a quick nod of her head before prompting her to continue with the story.
"Well he was drunk. Surprise, surprise." Jessica rolled her eyes in disgust. "Anyway, he called and immediately asked me if I fucked Harry yet. I was so surprised and shocked, I couldn't even comprehend what he was saying. I do remember him calling me a fucking slut and how I fucked Harry and gave away 'what's rightfully' Ryan's."
TJ raised an eyebrow. "And that would be...?"
"My virginity." Jessica finished.
TJ stared at her for a moment before shaking her head. "I don't know whether to laugh at his stupidity or be angry at his misogynistic ways."
"Oh trust me it gets worse." Jessica said bitterly. "He continued to call me names and say I fucked some guy I barely knew, when he was there for me every since Michael and he had to deal with my "emotional ass" and the least I could do was give him something that I've never given anyone before...my virginity. But then, he suddenly transformed and started apologizing and blaming the alcohol and claimed that he loved me and trusted me completely and wanted to be with me and only me. And, you're not gonna like this, but I actually started to forgive him..."
TJ snorted and rolled her eyes. "Of course you did."
Jessica smiled sheepishly. "I started to forgive him because I know how he gets around alcohol and this trip hadn't been easy on either of us. But then I here this nasally bitch's voice in the background and I swear my blood ran cold. It took my back to being with Michael all over again. And this bitch had the audacity to snatch the phone and talk to me. I was so angry I couldn't even speak. Everything I wanted to say suddenly didn't seem enough to adequately describe how I felt. So instead, I just told them to enjoy each other, but I reminded the skank that when he's with her, he'll be thinking of me and how I would taste and how good I would feel. And then I hung up."
TJ stared at her, mouth agape. "You did not." She whispered in awe.
Jessica shrugged. "I did." TJ jumped up and gave Jessica a high five.
"YAS BITCH YASS!!!! I'm so proud of you, I'm finally rubbing off on you!!!!" TJ screeched happily. Jessica smiled. "So what else happened? Between you and Harry, I mean?" TJ asked.
"Well me and Harry took the jeep and went to the nearest bar so I could drown my sorrows. Only, I kinda went a little overboard on the alcohol. I took a shit ton of shots and by the time Harry dragged me out of there, let's just say I wasn't in my right mind..."
"Holy eff, how bad were you?" TJ asked incredulously.
"Uhh..." Jessica picked at her nails and mumbled. "I called Harry Harold the entire night and referred to him as my chauffeur and the jeep was my carriage and I was a princess." TJ started opened mouth before bursting into a fit of laughter. "Alright you can stop laughing now." Jessica snapped in annoyance.
TJ finally calmed down and wiped the tears out of her eyes, still smiling. "Anything else?"
"I, erm, may or may not have fallen into his lap while he was driving. Oh but before that, I may or may not have insinuated that I would like to preform oral on him..." Jessica trailed off. "And when we got to the hotel, I put my shortest nightie on and tried to seduce him again before begging him to climb in bed and falling asleep in his arms." Jessica finished before falling silent.
"YOU FUCKING SLUT NO YOU DID NOT!" TJ gasped in delight.
Jessica Jung her head dejectedly. "I did. Oh gosh, what is wrong with me?" She cried, her head in her hands.
"No no no, what is right with you? I'm starting to like drunk Jessica more and more. She's my type of girl!" TJ said gleefully. "Just wait til we get to Vegas, I'm gonna get you so fucked up, you'll wanna do more than just suck Harry's dick." TJ waggled her eyebrows suggestively before breaking into a fit of giggles.
"No please no! I don't think I'm ever gonna drink again." Jessica moaned.
"Why not?" TJ whines. "You're more fun."
Jessica narrowed her eyes at her best friend. "What's that supposed to mean you bitch? Am I not fun sober?"
TJ snorted. "Hell no! You're worse than a stick in the mud on a blazing hot Monday."
Jessica shook her head in confusion. "What does that even mean, TJ?"
TJ shrugged. "No idea. But I felt that it adequately got my point across."
Jessica rolled her eyes. "I seriously question our friendship sometimes." She got off the bed and made her way to the door. "Can I let the boys in now?"
"No wait!" TJ yelled, stopping Jessica as her hand grasped the door handle.
"What?" She asked.
TJ grabbed Jessica's phone and searched through her contacts. "I just gotta make a real quick phone call first." She scrolled down until she found the name she was looking for. She clicked the little phone icon next to the person's name and listened to it ring before hearing them pick up.
"Jessica? I'm so glad you called." A male voice said. It was Ryan.