HackGod: So uhhh
HackGod: I was hacking into a highly protected website
BigBrainTime: You WHAT?!
HackGod: And I kinda accidentally got caught somehow.
BigBrainTime: HOW?!!
TheWellerman: How the hell did you get caught? Aren't you great at hacking an' all that shit?
HackGod: Here's the thing: I don't know.
TheTrickster: ...
HackGod: But it's fine because nothing bad happened!
TheTrickster: 'Taba, why did you try to hack Wikipedia?
HackGod: ...
TeamMom: Seriously? You tried hacking into Wikipedia?
HackGod: IN MY DEFENCE, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT SO PEOPLE COULDN'T JUST PUT FALSE INFORMATION ON THERE!!!
TeamMom: Still, you shouldn't be hacking Wikipedia.
TeamMom: Actually, you shouldn't be hacking. Period.
BeautyThief: I think what Futaba was doing is quite admirable.
PaintingEccentric: How so?
BeautyThief: People can put all sorts of nasty and incorrect pieces of information on there. Having some kind of protection against that is really good.
TheWellerman: Wait, since when was Wikipedia a highly protected website?
HackGod: Uhhh...
TheTrickster: 'Taba, when was the last time you slept?
HackGod: ... What day is it today?
TeamMom: Tuesday, why?
HackGod: ...
HackGod: Last Monday...
TheTrickster: Alright, off to bed young lady!
TeamMom: Go to bed.
TheTrickster: ...
TeamMom: ...
TheWellerman: Bro, Ren is blushing rn because of this haha!
TeamMom: Ryuji, do you want the 'doujin incident' to happen again?
TheWellerman: N-no ma'am!
TheTrickster: A-anyways, 'Taba, just go to bed.
HackGod: You don't tell me what to do! You aren't my dad!
TheTrickster has added CoffeeDad to the chat
CoffeeDad: Why am I here?
HackGod: Oh shit.
TheTrickster: Futaba hasn't slept in eight days.
CoffeeDad: ...
CoffeeDad: Go to sleep or I'm taking away your laptop and phone.
HackGod: Y-yes, Sojiro...
CoffeeDad: Now, is that all you wanted? Or do you want a lecture on all the different kinds of coffee beans?
TheTrickster has removed CoffeeDad from the chat
TheWellerman: Pfffft! Ha!
HackGod: Goodnight guys :'(
TheTrickster: It's morning, but okay.
HackGod: Yeah, yeah.
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Persona 5 Royal Chatfic (On Hiatus)
FanfictionCharacters from Persona 5 Strikers will not be mentioned. Characters from previous Persona titles may be mentioned briefly in specific instances. New chapter every Wednesday and Saturday
