Persona 5 Royal Chatfic (On Hiatus)

Utter C H A O S

TheTrickster: Help.

TeamMom: What happened?

TheTrickster: I was exploring Mementos earlier and somehow acquired a Mara...

BeautyThief: Which one was that again?

TheTrickster: The one that looks like a dick.

TheWellerman: Dear God.

TheTrickster: Already shot him in the face.

TheWellerman: Lol.

TheWellerman: Why don't you fuse it into somethin' else?

TheTrickster: About that...

TheTrickster: The only other Persona I have, for SOME REASON, is Izanagi no Okami Picaro.

TheTrickster: Which CANNOT BE FUSED!!!

TeamMom: Go get another Persona.

BigBrainTime: Compendium.

TheTrickster: ...

TheTrickster: I'm fucking stupid.

BigBrainTime: Ah, so you're finally aware of that fact.

TheTrickster: Fuck you.

BigBrainTime: I have standards, sorry. And those standards are beyond that of which simple attic trash can attain.

TheWellerman: Damn, Akechi bringin' out big boy words.

ModelOfMadness: Ryuji, you just think they're 'big boy words' because you're dumb as a brick.

TeamMom: Ann, I would recommend you run while you still have legs..

ModelOfMadness: ?

ModelOfMadness: Wait, there's someone at my door...

ModelOfMadness: HOW THE HELL DID REN FIND MY ADRESS?!!!

ModelOfMadness: And why does he have a knife?

TheTrickster: Open the door, Takamaki~

ModelOfMadness: ...

ModelOfMadness: I'm scared...

TheTrickster: Open the door so you can receive your due punishment~

TheWellerman: Dude, chill.

TheWellerman: She didn't mean it.

ModelOfMadness: Yeah! I didn't mean it! Even if it is true.

TeamMom: Rest in pieces, Ann.

HackGod: Isn't it rest in peace?

TeamMom: Well, considering Ren is about to slash Ann into a million tiny pieces, it's rest in pieces.

ModelOfMadness: ...

ModelOfMadness: Fuck...

HackGod: Oooff.

ModelOfMadness: REN LEAVE ME BE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE I'M SORRY I'M SORRY JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL MEEE!!!!!

TheTrickster: Only if you buy Ryuji three things of his choice AND give him a massive hug.

ModelOfMadness: FINE! I ACCEPT THOSE CONDITIONS NOW PUT DOWN THE KNIFE!!!

TheTrickster: Ryuji, what do you want? I'm holding her hostage until I'm certain she's made good on the agreement.

TheWellerman: Dude, what the hell was that? 

HackGod: Are you sure you aren't a yandere?

TheTrickster: I'm not. I'm just insanely protective of my first ever friend.

TheTrickster: Well, first ever friend in Tokyo. I did have a friend back in Inaba...

TheWellerman: Who?

TheTrickster: Naoto Shirogane.

BigBrainTime: WHAT?!

BigBrainTime: YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH THE FIRST DETECTIVE PRINCE

BigBrainTime: AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!?!?!?!?!

TheTrickster: To be fair, it didn't really cross my mind to tell you that I knew her.

BigBrainTime: Didn't cross your mind? Wait, what do you mean 'her'?

TheTrickster: Misogyny caused her to dress and act like a guy. It was pretty convincing tbh.

TheTrickster: Tbh, she was actually kinda my first crush.

TheWellerman: Who's your current crush?

TheTrickster: Not telling~

BigBrainTime: It's Niijima, isn't it?

TheTrickster: I will neither confirm nor deny any inquisitions as to whom I have romantic interest in.

TheTrickster: And besides, you'd have to be more specific as to WHICH Niijima, had you wanted me to confirm or deny.

BigBrainTime: The shorter Niijima.

TheTrickster: Why do you say that?

BigBrainTime: Because you're extremely flirty and almost as protective with her as you are with Sakamoto.

TheTrickster: Speaking of Ryuji.

TheTrickster: You never told me what you wanted Ann to get you.

TheWellerman: Man, don't worry about it.

TheWellerman: It's all good.

TheTrickster: w h a t   d o   y o u   w a n t ?

TheWellerman: Some gum, an energy drink, and a new sports watch.

ModelOfMadness: RYUJI!!!

ModelOfMadness: I thought you were going to get me out of this situation q-q

HackGod: I've already added those things to your Amazon basket, Ann.

ModelOfMadness: q-q I'm gonna go bankrupt.

HackGod: Achievement Get: How did we get here?

ModelOfMadness: ?

HackGod: We were talking about a cock demon that Ren accidentally picked up and that somehow evolved into Ann having a knife pointed at her back.

HackGod: How did we get here?

PaintingEccentric: I leave to paint and I come back to utter chaos...

PaintingEccentric: Beautiful.