Persona 5 Royal Chatfic (On Hiatus)

Even More Chaos

GymnasticsQueen: I leave the group chat for my gymnastics practice for a few days.

GymnasticsQueen: And I return to chaos.

BigBrainTime: What else would you expect from these simpletons?

GymnasticsQueen: Fair.

TheTrickster: I am wounded q-q

HackGod: Sumi! You're back!!!

GymnasticsQueen: Futaba!

TheWellerman: Get a room you two.

TheTrickster: Lol 'Taba just turned red.

ModelOfMadness: @GymnasticsQueen @HackGod

ModelOfMadness: It is SO obvious that you two like each other.

BigBrainTime: Indeed. Even Sakamoto could figure it out.

TheTrickster: Akechi... What do you mean by that?~

BigBrainTime: I simply mean that when it comes to love and relationships, Sakamoto is not the most knowledgeable.

TheTrickster: ...

TheTrickster: You wormed your way out of a beatdown this time, Akechi.

ModelOfMadness: You have no idea how lucky you are Akechi-kun.

ModelOfMadness: Ren is T E R R I F Y I N G when someone insults Ryuji.

BigBrainTime: So? Should I be scared? After all, Amamiya is barely a threat to me. He doesn't even know my home adress.

TheTrickster: Really?

TheTrickster has shared a location

TheTrickster: This isn't your place?

BigBrainTime: ...

GymnasticsQueen: Futaba, did you give Ren-senpai Akechi-kun's location?

HackGod: No. I didn't.

TeamMom: Ren.

TheTrickster: Fine. I'll knock it off.

TheWellerman: Damn. Makoto was able to calm him down just by saying his name.

BeautyThief: Mako-chan is good at doing that.

TheWellerman: Clearly.

TheTrickster: Oh, by the way. Haru, would you mind taking care of Morgana for me tomorrow?

BeautyThief: I won't mind. May I ask why?

TheTrickster: Me and Makoto are gonna be going to be spending a day out to discuss plans for our next target.

BigBrainTime: Is that all?

BigBrainTime: Because to me, it sounds like you just want an excuse to rid yourself of that irritating cat in order to go on a date with Niijima.

BeautyThief: Is that true, Ren-kun?

BeautyThief: Why has Mako-chan turned red?

TheTrickster: Makoto is with you?

BeautyThief: Yes, she is. And now I think I understand why.

TeamMom: shut it

TheWellerman: Uhhh, you forgot your capital and full stop.

TheTrickster: Haru, I would recommend not saying anything further in the group chat.

BeautyThief: ?

GymnasticsQueen: If Makoto-senpai every fails to use correct grammar and punctuation...

GymnasticsQueen: Then that is your cue to stop talking.

HackGod: Yeah. I found that out the hard way q-q

TeamMom: =)

TheTrickster: @PaintingEccentric

TheTrickster: Yo, Yusuke. I need to call in a favor.

PaintingEccentric: What is it that you need?

TheTrickster: A painting. I'll dm you the details.

PaintingEccentric: Understood.

HackGod: How much do you wanna bet he commissioned a nude painting of Makoto?

TheTrickster: 'Taba, why would I ask for that?

TheTrickster: While yes it WOULD be quite the sight, I don't think it'd be a good idea.

BeautyThief: Mako-chan just retreated into the bathroom.

BeauttyThief: Is she alright?

GymnasticsQueen: She's probably flustered.

HackGod: Definitely flustered.

TheTrickster: 'Taba...

HackGod: Yes, my (unofficial) brother?

TheTrickster: Oh, thanks for reminding me to ask Sojiro to legally adopt me.

TheTrickster: Anyways.

TheTrickster: Need I remind you of all of the...

TheTrickster: *ahem* Doujins you have commissioned Yusuke to create?

PaintingEccentric: Ah, yes. Those were... strange requests.

HackGod: W-W-WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THOSE!!!

TheTrickster: Stuttering through text?

TheTrickster: Damn.

ModelOfMadness: How much do you wanna bet that half of those doujins involved both her and Sumire?

TheWellerman: ¥20,000

ModelOfMadness: Do you even have that much yen?

TheTrickster: Ryuji just know that I'm not paying off your debt.

TheWellerman: C'mon, bro!

TheTrickster: Nah.

TheWellerman: q-q

GymnasticsQueen: Futaba, is it true?

HackGod: No! The doujins are real, but none of them have any of the Phantom Thieves in it!

TheWellerman: Yusuke, can you confirm this?

PaintingEccentric: Of course I can. None of the Thieves were within these... doujins.

TheWellerman: ... Well eff.

HackGod: Now can we please move onto something else?

TheTrickster: If I have to get teased about my huge fucking crush on Makoto, you have to get teased about your crush on Sumire.

HackGod: Damnit...

BigBrainTime: ... This group chat is nothing but chaos...

TheTrickster: I thought you liked chaos? Considering Loki has an ability literally called 'Call of Chaos'

BigBrainTime: Shut up.

TheTrickster: :p