Log 9: Dream Your Dream

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I got lazy and thought "What if we made a chapter full of references, that could be funny or maybe cringe". Just as the title say, it's a chapter full of references. How many? You have to find out yourselves. 

Tell me if there are offensive jokes here. I'll change it. 

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Y/N's POV

???: Y/N! Y/N WAKE UP! YOU GOTTA WAKE UP PLEASE!

Y/N: The fuck?

I opened my eyes and it was SCP-166. But she had horns and a little bit animal like.

SCP-166: Y/N! LOOK AT 999!! SHE'S HITTING THE GRIDDY!!

Y/N: Excuse me what?

I woke up at looked at SCP-999 and she is indeed doing the griddy.

Y/N: The fuck did I woke up to? Am I dreaming?

Just then, my reality shifted.

Y/N: Okay what is happening?!

I blinked my eyes a few times and it was somewhat back to normal.

Y/N: A-Am I okay now?

SCP-166: Oh, Y/N, you're finally awake. You almost crossed the border to dream land. But I woke you up just in time. Just like SCP-999 over there. Care to taste some of my brownies?

Y/N: Uh, yeah, sure?

I was about to grab one of the brownies until the door slams open.

Dr. Elizabetta: Oh my god, is that weed brownie!? Don't eat that Y/N!

Dr. Elizabetta then slides in and eats the who tray of brownies.

SCP-166: Wha- 

Y/N: What the hell?

SCP-167: Wow, Elizabetta! Did you just eat all my 'FOREVER' weed brownie?

Dr. Elizabetta: It was the only way to-

Y/N and Dr. Elizabetta: THE WHAT?

SCP-166: Yeah! My 'FOREVER' weed brownie! I hope you don't want to come down anytime soon haha. Cuz you're gonna be like that for a 'LONG' time haha. Also I remebered that we were tasked to do some tests with you being with us! I hope you can keep a straight face, tee hee!

Y/N: What is happening?!

SCP-166: I believe in you doctor haha! Just don't let em know! Don't let em know you're fucking HIGH, doctor!

Dr. Elizabetta: Oh my fucking god…

Dr. Elizabetta then slowly lies down on the ground and looked up, never closing her eyes.

Y/N: ……You were gonna give me that?!

SCP-166: Give you what?

Y/N: The weed brownie?!

SCP-166: What weed brownie?

Y/N: The ones Elizabetta ate?!

SCP-166: Dr. Elizabetta? Y/N, she isn't here.

Y/N: What do yo-

I look at the floor and saw she wasn't there anymore.

Y/N: What the hell? Where'd she go?

The door slams open again. I looked at the door and saw Dr. Carisa.

Dr. Carisa: Y/N: It's testing time. Let's go.

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